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Husband, he thought. Wife, even, should it please you.
He reaches out a hand, grabbing the crown and placing it atop Hans' head. It was a broken, misshapen thing now, but it looked nothing less than regal on him.
"Yours." He settles on, as if it were any less impossible.
Just a single summer day, shared between a lord and his squire.
OR: A series of vignettes following a single day in the life of Hansry where the boys are forced to confront their lingering anxieties about the future that ends with Henry getting his back blown out (carefully and with lots of love)
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To Love a Lord (Unfortunately) by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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You are Henry of Skalitz, and your lord is perhaps the most infuriating man you've ever met.
So how is it that you could ever love him?
AKA: Sexual roleplay between Hans and Henry that helps Hans figure out something that's been bothering him for a long time now.
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My Heart for Him to Hold by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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After a long and exhausting day in Kuttenberg, Hans takes it upon himself to ensure his best friend finally gets some rest and, in the process, learns some new things about the both of them.
OR: Hans goes out of his way to make Henry's fantasies of being tied up and fucked come true and discovers a new kink in the process.
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Almost Believing (This One's Not Pretend) by borealis, carouselfancy, DesertWillow, intacognito, Loukassh, Nerdybirdnerd, OhTee, Sedivka, Skribls, spectral_catsith, Supernova95 for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Henry has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for years, so when Hans begs him to come to Pirkstein's masquerade ball, he finds it impossible to say no.
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The Smith and the Sword by Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
01 Apr 2025
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“Men like us learn quickly never to expect love, but it was nice to feel naive again with you.”
Bartosch attends the wedding of one Hans Capon after the end of the war and reminisces on his time with Henry
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And I Have Already Begun by littleraeofsunshine
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Jun 2026
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"My lord," said Galehaut, "I would do more for you than you would believe, and I have already begun."
Hans falls in love, finds a book, and tries to figure out how to avoid losing his best friend. It would be easier if he had anything at all to offer Henry, or if sodomy were not the sin of which men do not speak.
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Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
23 May 2026
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Henry fingers himself in Chapter 26. Cliffhanger implying Hans will end up topping him soon. Henry bottoms in Chapter 30.
Kink List: Degradation (Hans), Masochism (Hans), Dom/Sub (Henry/Hans), Gentle Sex (Henry), Praise Kink (Henry)
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The blanket falls down around Hans' hips as he sits up over Henry, grinning. "A full day is twenty-four hours, Hal. This—" he waves the note around, "—says any time until this time tomorrow."
"I hate it when you get pedantic," Henry groans.
Henry gets used for a day. Hans gets his favorite stress release in the form of one master blacksmith.
Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
07 Jun 2026
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Kink List: Sex Pollen (Hans), Free Use (Henry), Rough Sex, Light Pred/Prey (implied), Piss (Henry), Cockwarming (Henry), consensual Somno (Henry, attempted)
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The Trials of Lord Bird and his Noble Thief by SilverHyena
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 May 2026
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Hans is cursed, turned into a tiny golden bird and held captive by Runt and his crew of bandits.
Henry is a blacksmith's son turned thief and assassin after the events in Skalitz.
While attempting to get Radzig's sword back, the two meet and come to an agreement. Henry will help Hans break his curse and, in return, Hans will do everything in his power to help Henry get the sword back.
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- Part 1 of Lord Bird
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- 46/46
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Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
05 Jun 2026
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Includes several examples of non-penetrative sex, including oral, intercural, and frotting. Hans fucks Henry's thighs in chapter 35!
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I Can Die With A Smile by JestersAndFools
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Jun 2026
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Loosely follows the events that take place after Henry and Hans escape being captured in chapter 1. Hans watches over Henry while he sleeps and the boys have a little heart to heart once he wakes up.
Although they are switches I have fallen for the bottom Henry propaganda and I will not be coming back. He's too precious.
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03 Jun 2026
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The fucking authors note I'm crying
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hear the whistle blow by HollowedHypoxia
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 May 2026
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Prompt:
good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog when it gores somethingexcept the dog is Henry and he is a very good boy.
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24 May 2026
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Kink List: Pet Play, Dom/Sub (Hans/Henry)