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    “No,” Megatron repeated, voice low. Optimus’s gaze drew back to him like a magnet to a lock. His shoulders were shaking. “Not an option. Option two.”
    “Ah.” Optimus cleared his throat and looked over Megatron’s shoulder, unable to meet his gaze for this. “Option two is you marry me and publicly claim legitimacy to the throne.”
    The silence was so long that he let his gaze creep back to Megatron. Megatron was staring at him with an absolutely unreadable expression.
    “Are you telling me that you would rather die than marry me.”

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    16 Apr 2026

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    The wound inflicted upon Alastor by Adam is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle against the Exterminators comes to an end.

    He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!

    [In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]

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    05 Apr 2026

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    "And no one else has been here?" 

    The mech shook their helm, "Nope. Nothing really happens here. Mostly I just lie back in the pillows and wait until it's time to wake up. That's why I was so surprised to see you here." 

    "So, when you wake up it's back in the real world?" 

    "Back in my quarters on the ARK yes." 

    "You were on the ARK?!" Optimus whirled to stare at this strange mech.

    "Why, yes, me and all the other autobots. We've been living out of it since we crashed landed on the planet earth," he stated placing his servos on his hips. 

    That didn't make any sense. Sentinel Prime had taken the ARK during his escape, and as far as Optimus knew there wasn't any crew on board. And what this mech mean by the rest of the autobots? The faction had been scattered to the stars since leaving Cybertron. 

    "Oh wait, where are my manners? I haven't even asked for your designation," The strange mech stated, holding out a servo to shake, "My name is Optimus Prime, it's a pleasure too meet you!"
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    or the universe is so cruel to the optimi, so the allspark gave them a support group.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    When she asked Sandrone if holding hands does lead to people making babies, the Marionette simply got mad at her for asking a stupid question and interrupting her precious work time.

    The 7th Harbinger then proceeded to tell her not to believe everything she hears from Tartaglia-because he's an idiot-and that 'no', you don't make children after holding hands with someone.

    And for a time Columbina heeded her words... until weeks later after leaving the Fatui, did the Moon Maiden had the urge to ask her friend the same question.

    "We held hands... and then it happened."

    "WHAT THE HECK COLUMBINA?!?"

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    09 Apr 2025