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“I can hear you think,” commented Oongka.
“I’m trying to sleep.”
“Try harder, you’re making it difficult for me.”
“I didn’t remember you being so grumpy.”
“And I don’t remember you being so introspective and quiet,” he replied, voice catching at the end of his sentence, making Kliff’s heart skip a painful beat.
It was true, he knew, but every time he tried to say something about it, someone interrupted them or worse, the words got stuck around the knot in his throat, lost and unreachable.
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“Hello,” said Bolvar, his voice sounding normal.
It made Varian furious, somehow. Why couldn’t he stay the Lich King, even here in Varian’s stupidly big and airy room in this fucked up place where he had once been forced to fight for his life?
“You shouldn’t have come,” he said, crossing his arms over his chest and raising his chin in defiance.
That didn’t faze Bolvar, who had probably never been fazed by Varian even once in his life.
“I wanted to see you without all those idiots lingering around.”
“You’ve seen me, now go.”
Bolvar had the gall to chuckle.
Or: The Lich King shows up at a peace summit
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They have a fight on Varian’s wedding night.
Well, technically they have a fight that starts the night after Varian publicly and loudly announces that he’s looking for a wife, and doesn’t end even after Bolvar has punched him in the face hard enough that Varian falls sideways into the crystal glasses pyramid.
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Varian hadn’t uttered a single word, when they finally stopped at some inn to sleep.
It had been a long week, month, year, life, but he didn’t comment or even move his face when Bolvar gently led him off the road, and towards the small building. It was obviously of Goblin manufacture, but so was everything else in this dusty, arid, horrible part of the world.
Not for the first time, Bolvar wondered how they had ended up so far from home.
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Sometimes, life is so shitty that you end up co-parenting a child that isn’t even yours, with the woman who married the love of your life.
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Fangs and Fur by Naomida
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
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Howl at the Moon by Naomida
Fandom Cable and Deadpool, Fantastic Four, Invaders (Marvel), Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Comics), Thor - All Media Types
22 Mar 2019
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The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman by Naomida
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Dec 2018
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When the army doesn’t come for you, when no one chooses to fight for you, when no one dives in after you with fairy tales and promises, you write a different story. You write a tale of adventure and chaos, of survival and fortitude, and instead of wishing to be saved, you save yourself.
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Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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“Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”“The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.
“You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.
“Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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Motion Practice by orphan_account
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Avengers (Comics), Cable and Deadpool, Captain America (Movies), Captain Marvel (Comics), Captain Marvel (Marvel), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Comicverse), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Young Avengers, Young Avengers (Comics)
08 Jan 2017
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Down a Rabbit Hole to Westeros by Lamia_Kuei
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2023
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A SI into Selyse Florent, later Selyse Baratheon. Refusing this time around to be vexed by a mustache, lack of indoor plumbing, and no more guacamole in favor of keeping her eyes on the prize: Surviving the upcoming Long Night and not letting Melisandre go Full Melisandre.
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Everything you know is wrong by aesc, pocky_slash
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
27 Feb 2014
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When Charles Xavier was five years old, he worshiped his father. When he was eleven, he learned to loathe his abusive stepfather. When he was sixteen, he gave up any claim on the family fortune just to escape. At twenty-four, he's moved away from home into a crappy, standard-issue graduate student house, and gone through his degree program with his best friend, Moira, by his side.
He's adjusted. He knows who he is and where he comes from and what his future holds. At least, until a stranger in a bathrobe shows up in his living room, having used his shower, eaten his lunch and, oh yes, broken in uninvited. Suddenly, everything Charles knows to be true about himself may turn out to be wrong, and his future and past both may be more dangerous than he ever could have imagined.
(aka the bathrobe fic)
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Extended Recess by argle_fraster
Fandom Johnny's Entertainment, KAT-TUN (Band), NewS (Band)
16 Dec 2014
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Extended Recess is a Johnny's Entertainment AU centered around an indie band from Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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