NOTassblaster5000
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hound dies. Sad!
Not fully compliant to either armored core nor FOTS; but assume it was very similar in both timelines.
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Testing by NOTassblaster5000
Fandoms: Funeral Of The Stars, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Apr 2026
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Anyone remember the summary on my last thing I posted? Yeah. Happy April Fools day. I’m on time in my time zone.
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(DRAFT)Mirror Image by NOTassblaster5000
Fandoms: Funeral Of The Stars, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
04 Mar 2026
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Chomp encounters The Evil Hospital which haunts him because there are two sides to writing things about chomp he's either getting fucked or getting fucked over
This is a draft and is unfinished btw
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The Night Of by NOTassblaster5000
Fandoms: Funeral Of The Stars, Dungeons and Dragons - Fandom
05 Feb 2026
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After a poorly thought out plan goes nightmarishly wrong, Chomp takes care of the injuries he got to avoid talking about it. It goes a lot better than you'd expect but it still doesn't go fantastically.
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Therapy Fic 2 by NOTassblaster5000
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Funeral Of The Stars
02 Oct 2025
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One of Chomps partners gets a new body that reminds him too much of some old memories.
Miraculously, he actually goes to therapy about it.
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'It could leave the room just as easily as the rest, but it didn’t dare turn its back to him. It hated this feeling, this helplessness. It’s cornered here, unless it wants to give him what he wants — a display of fear.'
Takes place during the Ice Worm meeting.
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22 Nov 2025
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How does one contain a machine from Hell by HAXED
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), SCP Foundation
18 Jul 2025
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Its descent began with a burst of light, then a streak of flames ripping across the sky, then a shockwave, before finally slamming into the earth. The impact it made was comparable to the largest of bombs. Scorched trees, dirt uplifted, and a pillar of smoke. Meter-long runes were branded into the earth around the crater, their meaning unknown but having close similarity to runes used in the worship of demonic entities. Specifically, the worship of Abaddon.
In the centre of it all, kneeling around ash and dirt was a machine of blue and yellow.
It slowly rose.
Then was immediately shot, immobilised, and contained.
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20 Jul 2025
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Five Pebbles never spoke to No Significant Harassment before, but he might be the only one who can help him with his current predicament. He sends the private conversation request with exactly zero expectations. Just get the information he needs, get out, never have to think about the guy ever again. This is going to be a waste of time, isn't it. ... Right?
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08 May 2025
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Five Pebbles was pretty sure his story was coming to an end, alone in the snow, covered by his collapsed superstructure with no way out.
The world, however, gave him a second chance in the form of a weird green thing that seemed to...
...Throw him back in time?
Now with memories of freezing cold and information on how to not only fix the rot, but also fix Moon as well, he promised himself he would do whatever he could to never have to relive this awful cold all alone.
The isolation, cold, pain, and hundreds of thousands of cycles worth of thinking made him dead set on never going through that ever again. Even if that meant ripping off his umbilical before that could ever happen.In the meantime... The rest of the local group is confused. After all, the Pebbles they knew was a pretensious jerk who killed Moon then cut all communications, but the one that came back to them was a paranoid mess who seemed to space out every few minutes.
...How odd.Series
- Part 1 of Backwards Through The Snow Related
- Part 1 of My rainworld fics
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07 May 2025
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In the end, Snow and cold claims a world of fallen and broken gods. Regret is a common burden and mistakes are left to fester. Any who would look upon it would agree it is a tragic end, but does it have to be the only end. What if a new path was carved, one that could not be walked without outside intervention. The iterators held above the “Common Beast” by the nature of their being and shackled by creators long gone. It is time for the gods to see the world from eyes born within it, it is time for a Change in Perspective.
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Due to outside intervention, the Iterators somehow become Slug Pups in hopes of a better ending.Note: This work was started pre-Watcher DLC [] My watcher thoughts can be found on the author notes of chapter 7
Update: 4/14 I LIVE... for now.