MyOwnWorstEnemy
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Alhaitham does not want to be at Lambad’s right now, there are many more productive things he could be doing, like reading, or Kaveh. He prefers the latter.
In which Alhaitham and Kaveh are ‘fuckbuddies’
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nest by telepathicflower for leaderofthedolphins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Kaveh wakes up to find that Mehrak has turned into a human child.
A door creaked open. Kaveh let the spatula fall onto the floor with a clatter at the reminder that he had no idea how his roommate would react, and Alhaitham—
“Dad!” Mehrak exclaimed, dashing into the corridor.
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10 Jun 2026
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Kaveh rushes into Alhaitham’s office, his shirt askew and his rumpled hair falling into his face. “Have you seen my feather?” he asks breathlessly.
Alhaitham thinks of the obnoxious teal hair accessory Kaveh is always sporting. “Do you expect me to be responsible for the careless misplacement of your belongings?”
“Fuck you,” Kaveh snaps. “It was on my bedside table last night. Where did you put it?”
Kaveh has an annoying habit of stealing Alhaitham’s things.
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28 May 2026
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give me all your poison by magicbeings for hyperfixgirl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2025
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Sirius has a Twitter archenemy. He also has a massive crush on this boy he keeps seeing everywhere. And he has no idea they're the same person.
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18 May 2026
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Father Remus Lupin usually thinks of himself as a good person; he runs a youth group, takes shifts in the confessional every Sunday, and sticks to all of his vows (yes, even the one of celibacy). But he begins to think he's being punished when Sirius Black starts showing up in his confessional booth every week, describing in painstaking detail all the very, very sinful thoughts he's been having.
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13 Apr 2026
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Marlene McKinnon is a mess. She can’t sleep, she’s almost certainly going to fail all her NEWTs, and she’s 99% sure that if they don’t win the Quidditch Cup this year James Potter will throw himself headfirst off the Astronomy Tower. On top of all that, there’s a war on, yet their professors seem determined to pretend that the biggest problem any of them are facing is finding a Ministry internship. Marlene’s final year at Hogwarts has barely started, and she’s already pretty sure it couldn’t get any worse—that is, until she shows up for her first Potions class and hears the assignment.
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Dorcas Meadowes is a stone-cold bitch. At least, that’s what everyone says. She doesn’t need well-meaning professors or overeager classmates or teammates or boyfriends or friends. She doesn’t need anything except to be left alone, the way she likes, until the day she finally leaves school. And she certainly doesn’t need Marlene McKinnon, with her sharp tongue and her snorting laugh and her stupid shiny hair, who seems intent on ruining everything that Dorcas has been working towards for the past two years.PLEASE DON'T POST MY FICS ON GOODREADS/STORYGRAPHS/ETC.
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- Part 1 of The Hand That Feeds
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07 Apr 2026