MyDogHasNoTeeth
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The Modstuck Polycule we never thought we needed [WIP] by MyDogHasNoTeeth, sandymandland
Fandoms: Modstuck
04 Aug 2022
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I'm a slut for any and all relationships for my character Teri so why not just make a polycule out of the entire 11 character fansession :)
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The Twink gets ready to go out for a lit night in town. What meets them at their favourite Bar is no less than a pleasant surprise with the steamy night that follows.
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Hi this is the worst trainwreck to ever come out of our minds. i dont know whether to hate or love this thing that's been made. This could be read as a Reader-Insert if wanted but honestly who'd want that???
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A year before Will Byers disappears, when Steve is 16 years old, he dreams of the Upside Down. The dream, a warning, means that high school plays out differently. Steve learns ahead of time who he actually wants to be, what to care about, and that he can be brave about a lot of things he wouldn’t expect--including Eddie Munson.
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This is my excuse to rewrite Steve Harrington at Hawkins High, who deserves to feel true friendship and to play Dungeons and Dragons. And, of course, a nice love story with Hawkins’ hottest. -
A Long List of Happy Endings by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2022
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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Bookmarked by MyDogHasNoTeeth
14 Aug 2025
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If you love bagginshield READ THIS!! 160k+ words of miscommunication trope but its so worth it
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only you can make me (scream and beg for more) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Sep 2024
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“Oh, hello there, Johnny,” Deadpool waved a katana at Rogers, “see, sweetums, I told you he’d live. T'was but a flesh wound.”
“Let me handle this,” Logan said to Captain America as he weaved his way through the pileup of taxis and cracked pavement. People shoved and screamed, running past him in the opposite direction.
“That’s right, yeah, my babygirl’s an Avenger,” Wade yelled at a headless corpse, pausing to blow a few kisses Logan’s way. “Hi, pookums. So proud, look at him go. Light of my life and fire of my loins. Tightest fucking pussy in all of the multiver–”
Logan lobbed a sizable chunk of concrete at his head.
Post Movie. They move in together. Logan joins the Avengers for rent money. There's a pregnancy scare and an inter-dimensional kidnapping.
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Bookmarked by MyDogHasNoTeeth
17 Jul 2025
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Bookmarking so hopefully in the future there's an update 😔
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Don't You See Me? I'm Right Here by knivesintheirfeet
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
08 May 2024
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“Think I’d go north. Canada. I’d like to settle down, find a wife.”
“A wife?” Arthur narrows his eyes. “A woman?” Both men looking at each other, too sober, too painfully honest. "I don’t want that for you.”
“What do you want for me?” Charles thinks his voice must betray him.
“It’s selfish,” Arthur breathes.
“Tell me anyway.”
“Want you to stay with me. With us, I mean. Don’t want you to leave ever.”
Charles gets it now. Arthur loves him just not in the way Charles loves him back. Arthur loves him as a companion, a dearest friend. This is how men are supposed to love each other.
“Okay,” Charles says matter-of-factly, and pulls his shirt over his head. “I won’t leave ever. Let’s get some sleep.”:::::::
Charles has a bad night with a working girl. Arthur, secretly desperately in love with him, hears it all.
About sex, about shame, about masculinity, about language and labels, about love, LOVE obviously.
Bookmarked by MyDogHasNoTeeth
20 Jun 2025
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Plot before the smut so good im not privating the bookmark 😭 the characterization for both of these cowboys is great + BOTTOM CHARLES FIC we LOVE to see it
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Where the Sun Sails and the Moon Walks by Saddaughter16, velociraptorerin
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
19 Sep 2021
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One year post TFaWS, Sam and Bucky are finally hitting their stride as a team when Sam is pulled away on a solo mission.
The official mission: Find the Time Stone in 1930’s New York and return it to the sanctum.
The unofficial mission: Find the Time Stone in 1930’s New York, run into the younger version of your crush, fall helplessly more infatuated with your crush, try to keep your crush from finding out you’re from the future, and return the Time Stone to the sanctum.
Or, it takes Sam going to the past to get what he wants in the future.
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Bookmarked by MyDogHasNoTeeth
12 May 2025
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Found out how Bucky read OG 1937 The Hobbit before it released in the US 🤭