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No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.
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24 May 2026
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In the decade that follows the war, Hermione runs from the great expectations thrust upon her, looking for fulfillment. It isn’t in Rio, or on the shelves of a used bookstore... or in Draco Malfoy’s bedroom.
Nothing fits quite right until she finds a new mantle: Professor Granger.
Everything is peaceful. Finally. She's found her place in the world... But. And there’s always a But.
Charlie.
It takes Hermione one staff meeting plus twelve extra seconds to decide that she wants to fuck Charlie Weasley.
It takes an additional seven seconds for her to decide that’s a terrible fucking idea.
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05 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger attends an ancient Roman-style Bacchanal with a plan: fulfill the requirements of the Ministry’s Repopulation Act, stay anonymous, and leave with no (additional) complications.
That is, until she meets a wizard far too tempting to resist.
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Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger at a masked breeding-themed revelry, and she quickly realises he has no idea that it’s her.
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01 Apr 2026
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Draco shows her off.
Neville uses her for a demonstration in the greenhouse.
A derailed exercise session, a detention, and a morning after.
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19 Mar 2026
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Once outside, he leaned forward and put his hand against the cold stone wall. His phone was still to his ear, the message still recording.
“Ilya. Please. Please. I can’t do this. I don’t know what to do. Please. You can’t be dead.” His voice broke on the word. “I love you. I love you so much. More than anything. I need to hear your voice. I need you to…I need you…I need you…fuck. Please Ilya, please.”
Shane took the phone away from his ear and held it between both hands as though he were praying. He realized he was on the floor and didn’t know how he got there. He was crying. He was fairly certain he was hyperventilating.
His brain was desperately trying to grab at anything. Any thread of logic. Any idea of what to do next.
I have to see him.
Yes. That made sense. Shane needed to get to Tampa. Now. He would go there. He would find Ilya. Ilya would be fine. They would be together. He would see him. Tell him how much he loved him. He had to go. He had to go now.
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OR: What if Ilya lost his phone during the emergency landing, Shane couldn't reach him, he panicked, and chartered a plane to Tampa to find him instead...
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08 Mar 2026