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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jun 2026
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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04 Jul 2026
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thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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“I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.
Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.
“Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”
Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”
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Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.
What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?
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Postcards from the Horizon by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Mar 2022
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Short stories and snippets from what comes after 'All Old Things Are New Again.'
Guaranteed to feature: sibling reconciliation, acquisition of a rabbit, who would win in that hypothetical bitch fight between Lan Zhan and Yu Ziyuan, and the ultimate fate of The Couch.
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- Part 2 of All Old Things Are New Again
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03 Jun 2026
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And the Serpent on the Hill Was Sleeping by stiltonbasket for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Hibernation?! What did the System mean, hibernation?! Shen Yuan had been in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way for four hundred years and never once needed to hibernate—so what exactly were that wretched entity’s intentions when it told him to take that nap and then announced that twenty years had gone by while he was asleep?
[User 002 did not come equipped with an OOC lock!] the System cried, after Shen Yuan had finished cursing at it and set off for Cang Qiong. [If you were left to your own devices, you’d have ruined the whole plot! This System had no other choice!]
“I’m awake now. Kiss your plot goodbye,” Shen Yuan said darkly; and with that, he muted the System and flew down towards Qing Jing Peak.
Or: in the autumn of Luo Binghe's fourteenth year, a dragon comes to Cang Qiong Mountain.
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31 May 2026