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    When Shane wakes up behind the dumpster of the dive bar down the street from his Montreal condo, the first thing that comes to mind is that he’s not quite sure how he got here.

    His neck is bent at an uncomfortable angle where he’s slumped against the dirty brick wall, cheek scraped up from the bricks, with the rest of him splayed out on the ground awkwardly. His whole body aches, and if he had to guess about what happened to him, he’d probably put forward the idea that he was run over by a semi-truck. Because it fucking feels like he has been. Every single bone in his body hurts, his muscles are tight, and his head… fuck, his head. It feels like his brain is trying to split open his skull and jump out of his body. 

    The bright morning sun shining down doesn’t help either. He sits up slowly, with a groan, wincing against the blinding light and the pain as he lifts a hand to rub at his face… which is when he notices the blood caked beneath his fingernails. 

    Or: the one where Shane gets turned into a werewolf.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    “Marlow’s death is a tragedy for the hockey community. We lost an athlete at the peak of his career, well before his time.”

    “Our hearts go out to Boston.”

    “This casts a long shadow on Raiders captain Ilya Rozanov. What really happened that night?”

    “Yes, lots of speculation about Rozanov, whose year has been nothing but casualty after casualty. Truly bizarre series of events in the hockey world.”

    Something dark is going on with Rozanov. A curse from the past that won't let him go.

    Shane has his own secrets to protect. No one can ever know what he really is. Not even Ilya.

    But if they’re going to tread dangerous water, they might as well do it together.

    (Cursed!Ilya and Folktale Creature!Shane, a ghosts and monsters AU)

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Shane heads straight to his stall, starts tugging his jersey over his head, and without any preamble, turns to Ostrovsky and says, “Rook, what was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”

    Guiltily, Ostrovsky lisps, “Get into shit with Rozanov and Marleau.”

    Shane sighs, all put-upon weariness. “And what was the literal first thing you did?”

    Or: Five fights Shane Hollander (tries to) stop on the ice, and the one that he starts.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    While jerking off and thinking of each other, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov switch bodies. With a week before they meet for their first game of their second professional season, they've got no choice but to live each others' lives until then. But will seeing each other in person reverse whatever switched them?

    Ilya plans to enjoy the admiration, while Shane is about to learn what it's like to be respected, but not loved. They both also find they're enjoying their predicament more than they should - and they've switched more than just appearances. Tastes and language skills remain, as do echoes of other memories.

    Shane's about to learn there's more to the dickish Russian than an attitude and talent, and Ilya's about to learn that being the golden boy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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    MAIN STORY: 1-13 (complete)
    MINI ARC (Birthday Suit): 14-17 (complete)
    MINI ARC (Cottage Country): 18-20 (in progress)
    More stories in the continuity potentially to be added!

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Aziraphale susses out Crowley's pre-Fall identity, as the Archangel Raphael. With this, he must rethink everything he thought he knew about the last six thousand years, about his own identity and his friend's, and even the Ineffable Plan. There is a fight, expressions of fear and hurt, reconciliation, yearning and confusion, and the sorts of questions that by all rights should cause an angel to Fall.

    Also, at one point, Crowley admits he once lied about breeding rats for demonic ends.

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