Misfortune_Keep



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    He thinks that they don’t know he’s intelligent. With how kind they just seem to be, he doesn’t think they would do this to an actual person. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and they’ll show him human—er, alien—decency.
    Yeah. Ok. How hard can that be?

    Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue!

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
    That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
    “Yes,” was all he said.
    Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
    “Sixteen.”

    OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
    Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
    If anything happens to them, Techno will kill everyone on this planet and then himself.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Who are you?” Tommy whispers, fisting his hand in the Fae’s white shirt.
    There is a pause, a heavy one, that Tommy struggles to read. Is the Fae savoring his voice? Or upset at the question?
    “I am your brother,” the Fae says finally. “Your protector. Your eldest brother, Technoblade, Prince of the Fae and Ruler of Winter. And I am yours,” the Fae leans in, whispering in Tommy’s ear. “And you are mine.”
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    Continued from Flustered's wonderful Fae AU, Prince Tommy has been returned to his Fae family...whether he likes it or not.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Cottagecore Phil the human with chaotic fae family AU

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Technoblade is a living sword.

    For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.

    But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?

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    Happy ending-ish??? Not really, but its close enough to it. Plus Technoblade centric