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Crying like Cassandra by Minor_deity
Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Fitz and the Fool Trilogy - Robin Hobb
22 Sep 2024
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Polly has been given a lot to consider; socks, trousers, men, women, but she really does not have the time to think about all that. The middle of a war is no place for a gender crisis.
Maladict, however, is very interested in Polly's gender, as well as several other things to do with her. He is determined to get to the bottom of it, if it's the last thing he does.
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07 Jun 2026
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Then. Zolf doesn’t know why everyone on the airship is in the wrong body after flying through the borealis, but he does know this: he is in Wilde’s body, and Wilde is in his, and Wilde is not taking it with anything approaching grace.
Now. Zolf has just lost his oldest friend in the airship crash. It’s hard to grieve the death of a friend when you see his face every time you look in the mirror, and harder still when you’re told by a mysterious stranger offering a chance at resurrection that you may not have to grieve at all.
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31 May 2026
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To everyone's dismay, Wilde is joining Hamid, Sasha, Bertie, and Zolf on their most recent foray into the dungeons. Sasha takes lead, helping the party navigate over a dreaded Sinking Coffin trap... and fails to notice the second trap in this crypt. Wilde trips it, and after the smoke dissipates... it's clear that something is very, very wrong with Wilde. The party is painfully and forcefully reminded that Wilde is not only their long-suffering handler, but a masterful illusionist.
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ah, but i’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now by shofics
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
05 Jun 2021
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“I just mean I won’t force you to come with me, Zolf,” Wilde says. He feels Zolf’s fingers still, and even he, who in another life could have been famous for his words alone, cannot put a name to the emotion that that causes to rise in his heart.
After a moment, Zolf’s fingers begin to move again. “Where you’re goin’ I’m goin’,” he says gruffly, and Wilde can feel the nervousness in it, but he says it with such conviction, such quiet simplicity, like it’s a fact of nature; trees are green, water flows downhill, and Zolf and Wilde will stay together. “‘S my choice.”
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After the war ends, Zolf & Wilde stay together. They don’t need to have a word for why. Right?
...Right?
Otherwise known as: two asexuals with varying opinions on sex and romance navigate a relationship they were too stubborn and awkward to understand when it started.———
“I followed you all the way around the gods damned globe!” Zolf bursts out. “We fought literal monsters together for almost two years! I pulled your bleedin’ *corpse* off a bit of plankin’ and we had a lovely chat in the astral plane about your worth as a sentient being!”
“So we trauma-bonded, good for us! Baring our souls to one another-“ Wilde makes an ungainly grab for the pen, and Zolf holds it out of his reach.
“It’s like a bloody Campbell novel.” Zolf gives Wilde a helpless look. “And you don’t, you don’t even care if I kiss you?”
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04 May 2026