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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    One fateful night planetside in Hedonia, Brainstorm and Perceptor finally give in and explore just what they really mean to each other...

    Written for: TRANSFORMERS BIG BANG 2022 EVENT
    Illustrated by: PretentiousFork @PretentiousFork on Twitter

    See the illustration here:

    https://twitter.com/Pretentiousfork/status/1575139275313745922/photo/1

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    10 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    A young hunter wounds a sacred stag. The villagers fear the wrath of the god of the hunt.
    But Drift does not come for vengeance. Instead, he finds himself drawn to the man who tended his wound without fear; a stubborn healer with steady hands, freckled skin, and no idea he has just touched a god.
    What begins as curiosity soon becomes fascination.
    And fascination, for a god, is a dangerous thing as the line between mortal and divine is not meant to be crossed.

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    Humanformers heavily inspired by Celtic and Viking cultures OR God of the hunt Drift x healer Ratchet.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Soundwave's banishment to the shadowzone has been bleak, uneventful and unending. He hasn't been able to contact Megatron or the Nemesis. He's low on fuel. If it weren't for the emotion-suppressing protocols he implemented before the war, he would be miserable.

    And then one day a dimension-hopping Rodimus falls into the shadowzone and offers him a way out.

    “You'll like the Lost Light,” said Rodimus. “Everyone gets a second chance, there. You wanna stay here forever?”

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    “You’re not being pitied,” he said again, more firmly now. “You’re a good person, Megs.”

    Megatron circled Rodimus’s wrist, his optics glinting in the club’s harsh light. “You’re a fool if you believe that,” he muttered, running his thumb over Rodimus’s palm.

    Rodimus snorted. “You’re stupid if you don’t. You’re good to me.”

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    The Lost Light quest where everything's the same except Rodimus's adamant denial of his desire for his co-captain keeps him from admitting a single thing and Megatron's raging guilt makes traversing the issue of their relationship a problem for everybody.

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    31 May 2026