Mick_emo



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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “It’s past midnight,” Phil says. “So happy birthday.”

    “You’re a menace. If that was a birthday gift, it was pretty good. Really thought you wouldn’t stop for a moment there.”

    Phil leans down to kiss his lips, tender and warm.

    “I kind of thought about it,” he says quietly. “I mean, if you’re… feeling ready. We could make that your actual birthday gift.”

    For his birthday, Dan gets turned into a vampire. It shouldn't feel that good to die, but Dan is more than happy that it does.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.

    Enjoy!

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "Uh, it's 2026. You're safe. I think maybe there's been some sort of time travel-"

    "It's not time travel," Dan said, exasperated (but adorable). "I'm still me, I remember everything. World tours, all our holidays, coming out, hard launch, you almost dying…"

    Phil felt a wave of relief. Going through this without Dan - his Dan, mentally speaking - would have been a lot more stressful.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "So how was your first day at the convent?"
    Sister Daniel sighed and took a drag of her cigarette.
    "Well, the girls didn't want to play blindfolded pussy tasting with me, so..."
    Philip gasped.
    "Blind... what?!"

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    A seminarian has his quiet life turned upside down by the arrival of a new, chaotic novice, but this is the most fun he ever had.

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    01 Jun 2026