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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2026
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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05 Mar 2026
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Master of Dual Cultivation by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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“To be honest with you, this lord has no need of a healer that can not, or will not perform dual cultivation.” Zhou Anshan pauses. “No matter our individual feelings on the matter, the fact is that this world contains a truly unfortunate number of poisons which can only be cured by dual cultivation.”
“Yes, Shizun.” Mu Renshu agrees woodenly.
“The Mu family has been in Healing far longer than this one has been a Peak Lord,” Zhou Anshan continues. “This lord knows that Mu Renshu wishes to make his ancestors proud.”
Mu Renshu freezes. He can not react to this, no matter what. From far away, he hears his own voice say pleasantly, “Yes, Shizun.”
“You will work exclusively in the Dual Cultivation branch for one month,” Zhou Anshan says sternly. “If you are unable or unwilling to do so, you will be dismissed from the sect.”
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Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
07 Dec 2025
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Under the Dragon Moon by celardor for Lieutenantruby
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Nov 2025
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When Shen Yuan dies, cursing the disappointing ending of Proud Immortal Demon Way, he wakes up to find himself inside the story, as a demon NPC. Which is pretty cool, as far as transmigration experiences go! The only problem is that his character is trapped in the form of a dragon-like beast, alone in a half-ruined castle. But he adapts, keeping to himself aside from one quick trip to the human realm that triggers a minor plot deviation with major consequences.
After that experience, Shen Yuan retreats into solitude again… until the Immortal Alliance Conference, where he decides to intervene more intentionally in Luo Binghe's fate. After taking the young protagonist under his wing, however, he’s surprised to learn just how much the story has already diverged from its origins.
And he and Luo Binghe are both surprised when the Bai Zhan War God, Liu Qingge, tracks them down—determined to ‘rescue’ the disciple who once saved his life.
(A Bingliushen story, vaguely inspired by Beauty and the Beast.)
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07 Dec 2025
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fall on me like night by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2025
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His phone buzzes again, and Lan Zhan picks it up this time. To his surprise, it's a message from the Blood Bank.
The Blood Bank was a way for him to make money faster, beyond his usual teaching job, to help his mother. He tried not to think too much about the fact that there were random faceless vampires feasting on his blood.
Frowning to himself, Lan Zhan clicks the message.
"You have been selected as a special provider for a very prestigious client! The Yiling Laozu has chosen you to be a part of his regular collaborators!"
Lan Zhan raises an eyebrow when he sees the name.
Very few vampires are known amongst humans, because they keep well hidden, but Yiling Laozu is one of the most well-known ones.
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Lan Zhan's blood gets the attention of a vampire who is well known to the entire world for his creations: Yiling Laozu. At the same time, a beautiful man he meets on a rooftop tries flirting with him, his aura strangely alluring.
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17 Aug 2025
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Devour by Junavit
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2025
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“Does Luo Binghe truly not drink human blood?”
Luo Binghe hesitated. He experienced a flash of memories: human skin under his mouth, the taste of their blood, the smell of it, rich and irresistible. It had been so long since he had broken human skin with his teeth, and if he thought about it too long, if he remembered what it felt like, something hot and uncontrollable would rise in his throat. He didn’t know what the feeling was but it made him feel dangerous. He was scared of that feeling. He longed for it. He didn’t know how to be the thing that he was.
Shen Qingqiu had asked if he drank human blood. Luo Binghe said, “this disciple does not, Shizun.” And he didn’t. Not anymore, at least. It wasn’t a lie. It just wasn’t the truth.
Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
02 Jul 2025
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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02 Dec 2024
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End Racism in the OTW -- Infinite First Dates by pallas_rose for FickleFriend
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2022
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It’s like those pictures of two women’s faces, you know? It could also be a vase! Or an old woman–no wait, a young woman! In this case, it’s obviously a clown show. No! It’s an existentially horrifying psychological thriller-slash-nightmare! Oh, wait, actually… it’s definitely a clown show.
In other words: what if Luo Binghe found the bubble where the System was hiding Shen Yuan during the five years?
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There is something building within Lan Wangji, no matter how desperately he tries to stifle it. A slow, burning desire which flares every time he catches a glimpse of black clothing, every time he hears the sound of a carelessly amused voice, every time their eyes meet and hold, and hold, and hold until he can barely breathe with it.
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- 11/11
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19 Nov 2024
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Lan Wangji was not delusional. He knew Wei Ying was dead. The sharp stab of hope had spread out and dulled.
But there was something firmer than hope, firmer also than fantasy, which he would not leave behind. Even if Wei Ying was gone and would never come back, nothing would take his place in Lan Wangji’s heart. He thought about that occasionally, when he glimpsed the moon through stark branches on a forest trail, or when he felt drowsy and distant in the seat of honor at banquets.
It was simple. He would always love Wei Ying.
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Over 16 years, Lan Wangji’s faith is rewarded as rumors solidify: The Yiling Patriarch survived Nightless City and became a powerful sect leader in a distant land.
Mirthless, jaded, aloof: this stranger sounds nothing like the Wei Wuxian whom Lan Wangji loves. But as political backstabbing and a monstrous magic threaten to destroy the cultivation world, Wei Wuxian will return one last time.
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bones of ribbon by mellowflicker
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Oct 2024
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“Xiao-Wei, I have nothing to give you. Only my home. You even took my pig.”
“Mmmm,” Wei Ying draws, tapping his lower lip. Unless master tries to kill Wei Ying, which he is too scared of, they are done for. Their eyes lock, and Wei Ying’s eyes go bright. “Give him.”
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Who you belong to by Radiencia, UglyBeautiful for Stone_heart
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2024
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“Well,” Lan Huan said. “How was it?’
Lan Zhan waved his hand. “Fine. No issues. He’s trying to impress some girl he wants to fuck, presumably. Thank you, brother, I now feel fulfilled in my career choices.”
Lan Huan raised an eyebrow. “We’ll see,” he said.
They certainly would, Lan Zhan thought. Wei Ying wasn’t going to last five minutes once Lan Zhan got going with him.
Wiry young tree surgeon Wei Ying enlists the help of experienced older personal trainer Lan Wangji, in 'project muscles', a bid to win over gym god Nie Mingjue. What could possibly go wrong?
A meddling brother, a troublesome ex, practice sex, a fistfight and accidentally acquiring a child between them for a start...
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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
02 Oct 2024
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Filed under "this writing did unspeakable things to me"
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Blood of the Black Earth by wirevix
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2023
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By the time Jiang Cheng and his small rescue party managed to clear away the rubble at the cave's collapsed entrance, it was too late.
Wei Wuxian had already gone cold.
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- Part 1 of Ghost of the Xuanwu
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
16 Sep 2024
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stray cat strut by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2024
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Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.
“Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—
The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.
A beautiful, startled, very naked man.
Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.
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- English
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- 7/7
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20 Aug 2024
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Scaled and Spiraling: I Transmigrated Into WHAT? by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2026
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Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!
When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?
After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.
Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!
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- Part 1 of Winged and Winging It [Svsss Dragons]
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13 Aug 2024
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The words on Shepard’s forearm are… not in English.
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09 Aug 2024
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Warp and weft by eatmyass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Aug 2024
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A while passes before Lan Qiren allows him to rise from his bow of repentance. The whorls in the wooden floor are his childhood friends, punishment upon punishment served in their company. They try their best to soothe the churning in his gut.
“You have been bestowed an honour like no other. You are the chosen disciple.” Lan Qiren retrieves something from behind his desk and passes it to him. Heavy and cold, Lan Wangji grips the object with both hands, and then startles when he sees that he has been handed a sword. A disciple is not permitted to wield weapons, even the tools they work with must always remain blunt and dull. And yet here he is holding a sword, heavy with spiritual power.
“The fate of the Cloud Recesses lies on your shoulders. Let the heavens down and eternal damnation shall await you.”
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The Cloud Recesses is a place of silence and virtue, of righteous victory and truth.
But something ancient and indestructible lurks just beyond these four noiseless marble walls. A force so evil it cannot be named. And it threatens to destroy everything Lan Wangji knows, everything he believes to be right and true.
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02 Aug 2024
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Too much, not enough by mor (mornin)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2024
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Name: Liu Qingge
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Presentation: Omega (Ω)There was no way that was right. He was twenty-six, for fuck’s sake, he would have known by now if he were an omega.
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Liu Qingge has a brand new pussy and it demands to be used.
Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
14 Jun 2024
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Mad about the Boy by TriviasFolly
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Apr 2023
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It's 1954, and Lan Zhan's life would be going well if it wasn't for the charming Wei Ying. Did he say charming? He meant annyoing. If it wasn't for that smile Lan Zhan could accept the future planned for him, the job as Cheif Surgeon who returned home to a demure wife who'd cook him dinner and asking him about his day. Instead, he finds himself dreaming about something more.
So when Wei Ying offers him a deal, one that would get him out of Lan Zhan's life he took it. When the evening goes wrong, Lan Zhan expects his life to be over. Instead, he finds it's just the start of a new chapter.Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
14 Jun 2024
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splash;; by defractum for pinklemon
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2021
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"Home," she says eventually, pointing out at the sea.
"Can you swim?"
She shakes her head, stops. Thinks about it. Shakes her head again. "N-n-not home."
"Not your home?" Lan Zhan thinks about it. "Your home is the sea, but not this part of it?"
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Lan Zhan is one of few practising cultivators left. She spends her days at sea, on her boat putting restless souls at ease. She did not realise that she, too, is a restless soul.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Itsnotthere (Merlopach)
16 May 2024