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    "You signed with the LA Kings?" she demanded. "What were you thinking? You know the plan. We'd go to the draft, get first pick, and go to Montreal."

    "What are you even talking about?" Shane shot back. "If I got first pick, I'd go to Boston, not Montreal. And I don't even want to go to Montreal."

    "Why?" Mom asked immediately. "They're one of the best teams in the league. One of the Original Six."

    Something inside him snapped, and before he even realized it, he switched to Japanese.

    "I don't know," he said, his voice tight. "Maybe because they're full of racists and homophobes. Do you even understand what I'm saying? Or have you become so white you forgot your own language?"

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    Hockey News 365 @hockeynews365
    NHL star Ilya Rozanov is apparently settling down! Dating rumours sparked after the hockey player posted an instagram story with a mysterious girl seen on the sidelines. Insiders confirm that Rozanov is off the single market and privately planning a future with his partner Jane.

    Sam @samknowspuck
    Replying to @hockeynews365
    so it`s true??

    Roz` Skates @rozskates
    Replying to @hockeynews365
    no way roz is actually dating a girl

    Maya @rozss1uts
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    i only believe that if i here it directly out of his mouth

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    or: Ilya starts soft launching his relationship with Shane and Twitter goes crazy

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    Carmicheal: I thought the rookies were sharing a room?
    Marleau: They are
    Carmicheal: Oh
    Feller: Why? Any problems?
    Carmicheal: I am pretty sure I can hear them having sex
    Dubek: Wow
    Connors: I wouldn't think Hollzy was a threesome kind of guy
    Connors: Always the quiet ones
    Carmicheal: I don't think it is a threesome. I don't hear any girl
    Feller: Oh damn
    Marleau: Damn
    Miranov: Alright
    St. Simons: OH MY GOD
    Hammersmith: What?
    St. Simons: Jane and Lily. Shane and Ilya
    St. Simons: How are we so fucking stupid
    Feller: These fucking kids

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    Shappicly-Shappo OP
    Fair question! I didn’t go looking for them or anything. Doing some side work for a local moving company (just boring documentation thank god. I’m much too frail for manual labor!!!) and according to my boss it was left behind by a client ‘‘forever ago” and was never claimed. Knowing him that probably means they didn’t deliver it a decade ago and the client never called looking for it. They were doing a big storeroom clean out and were just going to toss it, so I thought I’d snag it! 

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    So, you just picked up a bunch of old journals you couldn’t read? Didn’t you say you just started grad school? Girl, are you not busy enough????

    Or Ilya loses his old journals in the move to Ottawa.

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    His shirt, his shirt was—

    “You can’t—“ Shane blurted, “you can’t—you’re not supposed to wear a see-through shirt to Wimbledon. There’s a dress code. There are rules. Like, actual rules that actual people follow.”

    The man turned, his eyes sweeping over Shane’s face, down his chest, to the hands clutching the gift bag in his lap.

    Shane’s skin prickled. God, it was so hot out here.

    “Is not see-through.”

    Not see-through? Who was this guy kidding, with his barely-there shirt, tight pants, wild curls, and deep voice?

    Maybe this guy didn’t own a mirror.

    “What do you mean it’s not see-through? It’s obviously transparent. A blind man would notice.”

    “Is not transparent. No blind men here to ask.”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open. He looked away, squaring his shoulders and sitting up straight. Just his luck to be seated next to a lunatic.

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    Shane’s mom said it would be fun, to sit next to a Swedish princess.
    What Shane got instead was a Prince with a pinkie ring, a nipple piercing, and zero respect for the Wimbledon dress code.

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