Maxbell9
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For almost his entire life, Kevin has been forced to act as bait for the monsters his family hunts. They keep him locked up, sick and alone and afraid, with only his lighter for company.
That is, until his family sends him after the vampire, Daniel.
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an AU of the wonderful Spooky!Lads AU by alittlesliceofcucumber on tumblr -
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Kevin had been driving everyone crazy, so it was only fair that the lads got back at him. They find the perfect way to do so within a magical tome: a spell that reveals the biggest regret in the target's life. It's Kevin, after all. Not like he has anything in his past that would cause any real harm.
Right?
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an AU based on the wonderful Spooky!Lads AU by alittlesliceofcucumber on tumblr
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Dead Mom (Reprise) by Maxbell9
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
26 Dec 2019
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Beetlejuice reprising Dead Mom after, well, his mom dies via sandworm.
I cut it short bc reprises don't tend to be as long as the original songs, but hopefully it still makes sense.
A warning, I don't know how to write songs, I just tried to make it seem semi decent.
This is also written with like, the idea of Beetlejuice rejoining the Deetz/Maitland family so it is canon divergent, though you could probs think about it in the musical's canon -
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As a horrific plague burns through Dunwall, the Royal Protector, Hank “Corvo” Anderson, returns home only to get a price placed on his head. Framed for the murder of Empress Jessamine Kaldwin and her son, Cole Kaldwin, Hank must work to unravel the lies surrounding her death and rescue Cole...with the aid of the mysterious Outsider and his “gifts”. Taking the role of an assassin for a group of loyalists, he must seek out every single person responsible for the Empress’s death and place Cole on the throne. Whether he seeks revenge or justice, the fate of the empire rests in his hands.
AKA the Dishonored!AU literally no one asked for
**You DO NOT need to know anything about Dishonored to follow this. However, it is one of my favorite games so I totally recommend you look into it :) Comments and constructive criticism encouraged!**
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A Saving Grace by LowkeyLoki_1309
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.
Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.
Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
24 Jul 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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Simon…my name is Simon.”
Ryland smiles, wide and earnest. Simon has never seen the sun but he imagines this is what it feels like under the warmth of its glow.
The blond man reaches a hand forward, and Simon awkwardly takes it in his too-tired grasp.
“Nice to meet you, Simon. I’m Dr. Captain Ryland Grace of the Hail Mary and current microbiology and astrophysics teacher here on Erid. Welcome aboard.”
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Obligate “Simon wakes up on Erid” fic with a small twist.
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Octopus's Garden by Pufferfishy
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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The journey to Erid was long and tedious, despite Rocky's best efforts to alliviate the boredom, four years with only a bossy rock for company is enough to drive anyone insane.
Upon arrival, sick and malnourished, Grace expects to be met with confusion and fear from the eridians, demands for explanations, and a long and drawn-out process to create living conditions for him.
What he does not expect to find is another human, comfortably living at the eridians' best recreation of an apple orchard and fiercely attached to Rocky’s mate, Adrian.
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Growing Pains by thatisnotokay
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
15 Jul 2026
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Simon finds himself thrown into a strange biodome with an even stranger set of people (one human, two rock-aliens) trying to chase him down. He doesn't know if he can trust them, but at least they feed him.
--The man extends a hand, stopping the movement when Simon recoils. When he speaks, his voice is slow and serious. "Drop the rock. We're not going to hurt you, but—" He stops himself, jaw working. "But. If you hurt him, I swear to all of science, I will kill you."
The man doesn't make a move towards him, the threat only present in his tone, but it's enough. Simon can feel the jolt of panic before he's off again.