Mardytoast
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Wednesday's never felt like this before. Pain is one of her favourite feelings, second after rage. But these headaches, coughs and sore throat just hurt. She's also never felt like.. this before
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Two losers and a little hick mountain town that won't let Careless Whisper go despite it being literally 2003
It's annoying, Kyle personally thinks. But it's also senior prom and he's drowning in nostalgia for people he doesn't even like, and who don't like him
They should dance to the super insane 'beat drop" before the bridge in Careless Whisper, Stan personally thinks
Two am and they've kicked everyone else out of the school gym with Stan's bad metal, and some people MIGHT say that Stan is a really fucking good dancer...
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In the two weeks leading up to their final Christmas break at college, Lance is determined to ask Keith Kogane for his number. Keith has 12 shifts left at his cafe job before he leaves for the holiday, which means Lance has 12 chances to muster up the courage to ask.
Alternatively: the 11 + 1 Klance Christmas fic you didn't know you needed
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15 Jun 2026
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oh my god im obsessed with this, so fluffy so cute + the best flirting ive ever seen
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“Shit,” Lance breathes. “This is so freaky.”
Keith can hear the laugh in his voice, trying to wrap his mind around how he could possibly find humor in a moment like this. His muscles are taut with anxiety, and Lance still manages to crack a joke.
“Right?” the other Lance agrees. “Two of us, ha.”
“Enough,” Keith finally cuts in. “There’s about to be only one of you if you don’t start talking soon.”
“Jeez, you’re intense,” the other Lance says to his Keith, eyes crinkling softly at the corners. “Would hate to get on your bad side.”
or: When Lance and Keith meet their counterparts from a different universe, it’s fun, mostly.
When they later find out that their counterparts are dating and very much in love, it’s, well, less fun. -
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“I’m not pretending to date you, Lance. Especially not in front of your whole family. What the fuck?”
Lance’s lip twitches for just a second before he catches himself, plastering on a smile. “Please?” he asks.
“I’m not going to–”
“I’ll be the best boyfriend ever, you’ll just have to play along, man. Please. Please. Please.”
“Lance,” Keith tries one more time. Because here’s the thing: he wants to say yes, and –
“Keith,” Lance drawls his name just so, in that way that is so terribly Lance, so familiar, yet still intense enough to send shivers down his spine.
– and he’s, in recent years, never been good at denying Lance anything for too long.
or: Lance needs a date and Keith’s invitation got lost in the mail (or something like that! Don’t even ask!). They turn out to be really good at this whole pretending thing.
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11 Jun 2026
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indescribably amazing
this lowkey sent me spiraling after the first two chapters oh unrequited love (but maybe not actually unrequited...) -
i don’t know why (but it’s got something to do with you) by ShatterinSeconds
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Jul 2017
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Catching Lance staring, the man lifts a hand to wave, a small smile on his face. It’s adorable and Lance hates it, so he flicks up his middle finger and promptly goes back to restocking the shelves.
(a fic somewhat about bath bombs but mostly about two people falling in love)
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06 Jun 2026
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"I definitely see you at home, with no friends, trying to decide how thick your eyeliner should be while listening to something really emo"
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“But you decided to get stuck with me for months on end.” Lance’s gaze shifts back to Keith. “Why?”
“You’re the only one who can deal with my bullshit and call me out on it,” Keith continues to indulge Lance. “Not to mention your command and combat skills.”
“All true. You are a bit of a handful.” Lance flushes a light shade of pink at the praise but it must not be as subtle as he thinks because he hears Keith whisper,
“Now that’s cute.”
(or, Lance pines for Keith in not so subtle ways)