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Continuity Snarl by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A month after his crimes were revealed to the Might Nein, Essek is not doing great, and as a result, he ends up summoning himself a super normal one or several.
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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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Caleb’s blue eyes take on a faraway look. “It took me many years. To find what felt like home to me.”
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
13 Jun 2026
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A Transmutation specialist who had never used Polymorph for sexual exploration was living an unexamined life, indeed.
Caleb and Essek swap key bits of their anatomy—for science, of course. Caleb insists he has not made anything too big.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
13 Jun 2026
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Good Things live between a Breath and a Heartbeat by ThreeGremlinsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Apr 2021
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Things are comfortable.
Essek is full of feelings.
And Caleb and him want to be close.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
13 Jun 2026
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something beautiful, a contradiction by bloodredribbon
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
16 Sep 2022
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Essek’s beauty is of a different sort. It is deliberate, an art.
Oh, he is he beautiful naked and clean, all sharp angles covered in soft dark skin. His features are finely sculpted, a delicate symmetry of lines and curves. But there is purposeful beauty layered on top in the way that Essek chooses to adorn himself. This is Essek, too: the hand he has in his own creation.
or: 2.5k words of Caleb having horny thoughts about Essek's makeup.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
12 Jun 2026
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The evening light paints their bedroom in sweet summer colors, sprinkled on Caleb’s body through the half open blinds like flecks of gold in one of the invaluable paintings that line the halls of the Marble Tomes Conservatory. Essek's fingers skip over the deep wine-red ropes that wrap around Caleb's body in complicated twists and knots, an elaborate present for Essek to enjoy.
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- Part 1 of a singularity in time and space
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
12 Jun 2026