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Draco invites Hermione to sit on his lap and things get a little messy.
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“Malfoy. I need this.”
“You need this?” His tone had softened, but his gaze had grown hotter, almost to the point of smoldering.
She swallowed, bowing her head and looking up at him through her lashes. “Yes, Malfoy. Please.”
He sat back in his chair, absently toying with his Mont Blanc pen, shifting it from hand to hand as he considered her.
“Alright then. Tell me what you’re proposing.”
“Best out of five,” she answered in an instant. “Monday through Friday, with daily winners. Whomever has the most galleons at the end of the day wins–and then, of course, whomever has the most wins for the week takes it all.”
“I’m assuming there are daily incentives.”
“Of course, winner’s choice.”
A beat of silence fell over Malfoy’s office as they looked at each other.
He had tilted his head back, considering her through narrowed eyes, not even hiding their lustful roving, landing first at the top button of her blouse, and trailing down her elegant form, still seated in his guest chair.
“I accept your terms,” he said finally, the words coming out a bit ragged.
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Is It Cold In Here? by MalaScientia for purplexsalt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2026
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A little art from chapter 61 of Détraquée wherein Hermione doesn’t realize just how distracting her appearance is to Draco as he plays piano in the music room.
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Rolled Sleeves Agenda: ‘nuf said.
Or: Draco rolls up his sleeves and Hermione cannot deal. Sexual shenanigans ensue.
Now with my own fanart at the end!
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Hermione needs to refuel for round 2 (or 3 or 4).
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Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?
Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?
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In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.Series
- Part 1 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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26 Jan 2026
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“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.”
Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.”
“You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.”
“I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.”
“Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink.
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Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.
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05 Apr 2026
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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14 Jun 2026
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[podfic] BIRDS?!? by daddy_dearest (dearest_restless) for MalaScientia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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There it sat, unoccupied and innocuous. No one had said it was off-limits, but there was something vaguely threatening about the device. It emitted an unnatural glow and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from its general vicinity.
“I’m going to do it,” Theo announced, eyeing up the empty desk. From beside him came an incredulous scoff.
“Sure you will,” Draco intoned, raising his brow in challenge.
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If you've never before considered how many names of birds could otherwise lead to porn, consider this crack fic an edifying experience.
Podfic of BIRDS?!? by MalaScientia
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09 May 2026
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My silliest and most favorite work somehow took on a newer, more amazing life.