MachineQueen
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The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard has an uncanny knack for sniffing out treasure on ships and making his crew rich.
No one knows this is because he has assistance from a Shakespeare-loving merperson.
Mermaid AU.
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Ed turns another corner only to come face to face with Stede for what feels like the umpteenth time since they agreed to be ‘friends’. Even worse, Stede looks so pleased to see him that it makes his heart feel like a poked bruise.
Fluff and vibes sprung purely from the scene with Anne and Mary in the trailer. What if they kept running into each other? Series 2 AU.
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Stede Bonnet rumbles Ed's crew of grifters and they decide to take revenge. Ed's grand plan involves selling him a boat at a marine auction, what could possibly go wrong?
AU loosely inspired by BBC's Hustle series.
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The Noble, The Thief and The Swan by MachineQueen
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Apr 2023
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Ferdinand and Hubert fall victim to the same thief and set out to catch the crook together.
Fairytale AU very loosely based on The Swan Maiden.
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Skyclad Observer by MachineQueen
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Jan 2023
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Out of the blue, Ferdinand receives a romantic text from Hubert which he most definitely did not send. And then Edelgard invites Ferdinand to join their secret science project.
Steins;Gate AU.
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Ferdibert Class Swap AU by MachineQueen
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Aug 2020
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Ed returns to the ship, wears the sackcloth and bell, abides the rules (mostly), but grapples with identifying his emotions and stilling his mind and body long enough to self reflect. Patience is needed in adjusting to his new place amongst the crew, patience he's never had, including with his self-imposed rule of taking things slow with Stede.
An exploration in differentiating a sense of guilt and fear of ostracization, with a hefty dose of deep yearning.
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11 Apr 2026
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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Bookmarked by MachineQueen
22 Jan 2025
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up push the daisies til the soil is stale by sickamore (atomicspacelich)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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After their retirement, Edward performs a ritual to tie down an increasingly distant Stede and is visited by a ghost.
This is a 16-page comic originally posted to Twitter. Each chapter is four pages.
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08 Dec 2024
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Somniphobia (And Other Eleven-Letter Words) by YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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“I wanna stay,” he slurs, voice just on the cusp of unintelligible. His grip on Stede’s other hand tightens, and his eyes swirl wildly. “I don’t wanna go back, don’t let me go back, Stede–”
“Go back? Ed, what do you mean?”
“Don’t wanna…I wanna stay. Please. Lemme stay. Keep me…here, keep me–jus’ keep me, ‘kay?”
(OR: After the gravy basket, Ed is terrified of falling asleep. It's a fear that stays close by in the weeks that follow. A series of missing scenes from S2, BIG TIME angst with a happy, smutty ending. Because Ed deserves to be happy)
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03 Feb 2024
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Reviews of "The Inn", 1869 Pacific Coast Highway, Tikitiki by Pav_lova
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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A selection of the Trip Advisor reviews for "The Inn", 1869 Pacific Coast Highway, Tikitiki - run by proprietors Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet.
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- Part 38 of all my new zealand-based fics
- Part 5 of record scratch format break
Bookmarked by MachineQueen
01 Dec 2023