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Harvey stared at the pile of wood like it had personally wronged him.
There were four slats, two long panels, a headboard, a footboard, and roughly forty screws that all looked identical despite what the manual—which he was not reading—claimed were three different sizes. He'd been at this for almost two hours.
Two hours.
He'd closed multimillion dollar mergers in less time. He'd once talked a judge out of a contempt charge in under twenty minutes. And here he was, on his knees on the nursery floor, getting outmaneuvered by particleboard.
"This is a scam," he announced to the room. "This whole industry is a scam. There is no possible way this is supposed to take this long."
From the rocking chair in the corner, Mike didn't even look up from the tiny sock he was folding. "Mm-hm."
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Or, Harvey tries to build a crib. Mike provides moral support.Series
- Part 1 of Baby-verse
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23 Jul 2026
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What A Wonderful Life by trenty_rod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Underworld (Movies)
27 Oct 2021
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This is what happens when my yearly Underworld binge meets my ache for new HP Fanfiction.
Buckle up you goblins, ghouls, and gremlins. This will be a year by year fic of young Harry’s life being raised by Selene.Bookmarked by MAX_CONSPIRACYS
27 Jun 2026
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05 Jun 2026
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Here I'll be sharing my midnight Snacks (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑) hope you enjoy them and feel free to request some ~
Please notify me if any image is down.Bookmarked by MAX_CONSPIRACYS
02 Jun 2026
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Severus Snape just wants to make a little money, get his NEWTS and leave Hogwarts far behind.
Sirius Black isn't keen on being left far behind.
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01 Jun 2026