Lyn_IO
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Before coming to Clyde’s party they had pulled straws to decide who would be the designated driver and Kyle in all his luck had been the unlucky bastard. Though Kyle had a suspicion that the straws had been tampered with, he couldn’t prove the cackling fatass was behind it and so with the utmost grace he had accepted his role. He hadn’t been sulking no matter how much Kenny claimed he was.
When Kyle draws the short end of the stick he has to take care of his drunken friends while dealing with his own problems. Kyle thinks the night couldn't get worse but he forgot to take in account one very drunk Eric Cartman.
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Erica Irene Cartman was the kind of girl who dotted her i’s with little hearts, sprayed perfume on her inner thigh, and showed up drunk to cheerleading practice. Every. Single. Time.
Kylie Broflovski was not. Head down and clothes wrinkle-free, Kylie was not the kind of girl who snuck out of her hotel room the night of her basketball game. She was good. Until Erica got involved. Once Erica was involved, everything that Kylie was supposed to do went out the window. Story of her fucking life.
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29 Jun 2026
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Kyle had never been the type of person to just get over things. If something or someone was bothering him, he’d find himself obsessed with the burden until he was free from the diminishing confines of it. For example, the current issue that suppressed him had been doing so for the last four years, and this time, there was no one other than himself to blame for his predicament. He supposed that he could pin the fault on the man he had let himself become infatuated with; however, he knew that it wouldn’t be fair to, it’s not like Eric Cartman was charming everyone in South Park to have an intense, uncontrollable attraction to him.
“You got a job?” Kyle exclaimed, the exchange of words between the two stepbrothers sending him into a state of rage-laced confusion. “Why didn't you tell me?
“Who are you, my fucking dad?” Eric didn’t take the time to look up from the screen he was tapping away at, only doing so to shove Kyle back when he attempted to peek at the response being written. “Back the hell up.“
“Where the fuck do you work?!” The redhead wasn’t backing down. He hated not knowing everything that the bigger teen was involved in. “How long has this been going on? And what do you mean, clients?”
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21 Jun 2026
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Okay, basically, Cartman got into a huge fight with Kyle. Both are giving each other the silent treatment out of spite. Cartman comes up with a really shitty idea: he pays Craig to bully him, just to see how Kyle reacts. The first few times are just verbal insults, and Kyle doesn’t really do anything, even suspecting it might be Cartman’s scheme. But when it finally escalates to physical violence, Kyle decides that whether it's real or not, he can't let Craig and his gang treat Cartman that way.
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15 Jun 2026
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INSPIRED BY “Guess Who’s Back?” BY Karrie BW !!! ⭐️ (go read it 👀)
- i definitely recommend reading hers first but you don’t have to when reading this
- my timeline and characters are different, and KylexEric is the main ship
- there are gonna be tough topics so look out (including incest, be warned)
- as this is my first official fic the first few chapters are gonna be short until I get into the groove 💔 edits ARE gonna happen
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After four long years, the one person Kyle never thought would leave him returned. He’s different. They all are.He never should have been taken. And he wouldn’t have been if Kyle had been there. Are they even the same people anymore? He hoped not.
Kyle will do whatever it takes to rebuild his life, including sacrificing his careful perfection, if it means having him back.
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15 Jun 2026
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Eric Cartman’s presentation story.
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14 Jun 2026