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Crowley is an infamous rockstar with a troubled not-so-distant past and an abusive ex. Aziraphale is a lonely ex-soldier turned bodyguard who has never been open about his sexuality. What could go wrong?
Note: as this is a human AU, Beelzebub has been reluctantly renamed Beatris, but zey still live in defiance of gendernorms 🤘
Tw: mind the tags, heavy references to prior abuse, drug use, violence and other traumatic events. Take care ❤️
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Crowley finds something unusual between the pages of an old tome while Aziraphale is out shopping.
Post apocalystop, southdowns cottage core, with a tiny splash of lovecraft (because of the tentacles).
This is ficklet based on art by Cecillusive that you can view at: https://bsky.app/profile/cecillusive.bsky.social/post/3mdbiv5dmls2k
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Having an Impact by Lusive_Scratchpad
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Apr 2024
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Crowley did a bad thing and Aziraphale helps him to make it better. Along the way they learn new things about themselves and each other.
Set pre-nonapocalypse, modern times. I set out to write a little smut and wrote this monster instead.(Heavy smut with a little plot, I suck at summaries, mind the tags)
Dedicated to Aneh for their lovely inspirational art and to Books and Toby for early reads & inputs.
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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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24 May 2026
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Someone sends Alec Hardy a package with a sinister message. It’s a… uhhh… a strap-on. Oh whatever is he going to do with it?
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25 Feb 2026
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When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.
It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.
His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.
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Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.
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23 Feb 2026
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Not very angelic things by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2025
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thank you for being here!
(i’m also on twitter, bsky, tumblr)Bookmarked by Lusive_Scratchpad
09 May 2025
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down bad for you by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2024
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A few sketches of Aziraphale and Crowley being lovey dovey and intimate and Crowley being an utter simp for his angel (as he should).
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14 Jun 2024