LukeQatwalker
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Which is how they end up sitting around tinkering on their projects, listening to Christmas music, while Grace explains Earth holidays to Rocky, month by month. Christmas. And Valentine's day. And St. Patrick's day.
And June. And pride month. And gender and sexual identities.
*Which color is your gender flag friend Grace question?*
"Oh well, I'm cisgender. There's not really a flag for that. I've only had sex with women, but I guess I'm theoretically bisexual though?"
*I am agender. And also bisexual.* Rocky declares with a happy trill.
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(not!) t4t by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Cable and Deadpool (Comics)
28 Oct 2025
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Nate takes his underwear off to reveal a perfect pink pussy and Wade's brain short circuits.
"Oh fuck," he says. "I was not expecting that."
There's a perfectly formed little dick sitting at the top of his pussy, the size of his thumb, and Nate leans back, sexy like a cat and rubs two fingers on either side of it. The sight of it makes Wade's mouth water. "You gonna show me what you're working with big guy?" Nate asks, voice all smooth and buttery.
Wade girds his loins as it were, and slips his thumbs into his waistband, and slides off his pajama pants and underwear together in one swoop, revealing the most perfect mouth watering dick Nate has ever seen.
And, oh. That was not what Nate had been expecting.
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Are these two idiots sharing a brain cell t4t or not? Only (not even) the author knows for sure.
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next time take your gloves off by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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He knows it's a dumb idea.
Just, between classes, and work, and patrolling, it's been like nearly a week since he's gotten himself off.
And patrolling has been slow as hell tonight and he's super bored.
And actually, if he gets a boner in the suit, everybody's gonna see it and be traumatized, and really if you think about it the responsible thing to do is rub one out.
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Wade catches spider-man jerking it on a roof top, and convinces him to let him give him a blow job instead.
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werewolves don't always have to have the blues by LukeQatwalker
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Logan wakes up after the full moon, as he always does, feeling groggy and hungover. He's laying on the carcass of some animal, his claws buried in it. Smells like blood and semen. Did he fuck it after he killed it? Disgusting. A new low. He stands up and stretches, very deliberately not looking at the dead animal.
As he's debating the discomfort of trekking for several miles on an empty stomach versus maybe eating some of last nights kill raw, as unpleasant as that is, he hears a sound behind him, a moan. A very human moan.
It's a man. Naked like him. Covered in scars.
"Good morning peanut." he says.
"Did I do that?" he asks brokenly.
"You sure did big boy. Several times. Wanna do it again?" the stranger smirks at him.
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"There's just one thing Summers. Why should *I* help *you*? What's in it for me?"
"Hmm. An excellent point." The infuriating man reminds him of a cat, purring over his prey. "I think I've got something that can motivate you. Give me a second." He gets up and strides out of the room.
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This is Going to End in Disaster by X_Gon_Give_It for anonsss
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Jan 2022
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"Shikla, baby, I can explain-" Wade started and then stopped. His surprise lasted only a few moments before his expression crumpled and he glowered at the finely dressed man blinking owlishly in the middle of the room.
Peter Parker looked as though someone had picked him up by the scruff of his neck and plopped him down again halfway across the country. His clothes were rumpled and there was a bagel hanging out of his mouth. He had a hand curled around his tie, midway from taking it off, like he had just started undressing. "Uh...what? The fuck?" he squawked eloquently.
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What if it was Peter Parker who showed up when the coven of witches tried to summon Wade's heartmate, instead of Spider-Man? In light of this new predicament, Wade has to overcome new feelings he has for both Spider-Man and Peter Parker. As he works to uncover the shady business lurking in Parker Industries, he has to ward of flirty attempts by Mr. Parker himself, and try to keep Spider-Man safe from his super evil, totally bad boss who is annoyingly attractive and probably out to take over the world.
Wade's got his work cut out for him, that's for sure.
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27 Jun 2026
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animal by splinnters
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
08 Sep 2024
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Scott didn’t like the way the new Wolverine was looking at him.
It was a look of disbelief, first and foremost. What with the way he was clutching Wade Wilson’s hand, it could have even been apprehension. But there was a small touch of something else in his eyes. What it was, Scott couldn’t tell.
Logan had always had these big, elaborate emotions. He laughed loud and screamed louder. But every so often he’d act a certain way that Scott just couldn’t figure out.
Or, Scott can't figure out the new Logan, and he doesn't like it.
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26 Jun 2026
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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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Grace is having a wet dream. Rocky goes to help and it gets wetter than Rocky expected.
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Ricochet by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
24 May 2022
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“Spides, I’ve seen you get kicked through a plate glass window.” Wade reaches up, trying to untangle Spider-man’s grip from his neck. “This is just a little baby bullet.”
“I hate getting shot, Wade."
“Technically, it was a ricochet.”
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Spider-man sustains an injury while fighting alongside The Avengers. Cap tries to convince him to see a medic but Spidey insists on calling up Deadpool.
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13 Jun 2026