Loyal_Backstabber



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    When your beloved TV—and boyfriend—begins to act strange, you fear for the worst... but as you'll come to find out, a broken CRT should be the least of your concerns
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    Basically, you're objectum-pilled and treat your TV (named Tenna ofc ofc) like an actual boyfriend/partner, so imagine your COMPLETE surprise when it turns out you weren't far off the mark

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Ch 4
    Low-key..... kinda hilarious lmao loves

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    Tim got used to it. The organized chaos. The chirping and cooing and occasional feathers in his coffee. The flock of doves following him around and nesting in his drawers. The murder of crows bringing him shiny trinkets and stealing his pens. It became his normal.

    For over a year and some change, the Nest felt full. Lively. Predictable, even.

    Until the day he came home from patrol, coffee in one hand, data chip in the other…

    …and found a raven sitting on his desk.

    Just—there. Like he owned the place.

    Staring.

    Silent.

    Still.

    Like a ghost.

    And Tim—Tim just blinked and said, "Okay. That's new."

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    21 Jun 2025

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    Ch 5 this one's cute

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    Tim loses a lot of people he is close to.

    Danny cannot, for the life of him (ha!), permanently die.

    Turns out, it works quite well.

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    16 Mar 2025

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    Ch 6
    Tim having a fantasy of Danny PossessingEnteringBecomingOneWithHin and the Love Love Love Love and TRUST it's like ambrosia.

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    “Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.

    Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”

    “Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”

    Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”

    “He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”

    Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”

    Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”

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    Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Ch 1
    Pretty damn good

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    Harry Potter is Voldemort’s horcrux. This doesn’t really impact his life until the first time he meets Voldemort face-to-face. Well, face-to-back-of-Quirrell’s-head-face.

    Harry learns he can burn Quirrell’s skin with his bare hands. He knows this is his only opportunity to both survive and save the Philosopher’s Stone. What he doesn’t realise is that by willingly placing his hands on Voldemort’s wraith’s host, he opens himself up to possession.

    It isn’t Voldemort’s first choice to possess his fated vanquisher while still weak, but a key magical principle is “like calls to like”. He will do whatever it takes to get his body back… and own Harry Potter afterwards.

    What happens during Harry’s school years while unknowingly pulling Voldemort along as a passenger?

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    25 Jan 2025

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    Ch 32
    Together forever