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Harry picks up Eggsy from a street corner, but he won't have sex with him unless Eggsy wants it too.
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Thorin Oakenshield and the Wholly Predictable Monty Python Parody by Lothlorien
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
29 Dec 2014
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“Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!”
Bilbo looked at Ori with raised eyebrows. “Order, eh? Who does he think he is?”
Thorin’s face was becoming redder by the second. “I am a king!”
Bilbo was unimpressed. “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
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Nori was an excellent thief, because he knew one simple fact - most Dwarves never looked past the braids.
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Sherlock and John must attend one of Mycroft's functions. To pass the time they play a drinking game.
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- Part 5 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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Dwalin was happy with his life. He truly was. The only thing that could make him happier would be a child. But that's just not going to happen. Or is it?
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- Part 4 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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CorruptedSmile and I have created our own bingo prompt card that we'll be filling out each Sunday. We will each post 9 stories based on 4 prompts that each of us supplied and a 9th prompts of the author's choice. This series will be a collection of my prompt fics. Once Corrupted's created her own series I will leave a link here so that you can check that out as well.
In the mean time, enjoy.
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Operant Conditioning by Fanfaron
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
07 Jun 2026
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“What is f—” Will forced himself to bite his tongue, trying to swallow against the dryness in his mouth. “What is wrong with you? You can’t just hold me captive, people will find out.”
“Do you truly think that anyone will wonder where you have gone?” Hannibal asked in a soft, almost sweet voice. “That isolated man who loathes social interaction, living alone in the woods. I imagine it’s terribly easy for one’s mental health to dwindle in such a state. How many men like you do you think go missing and never turn up, Will? Having hurled themselves off of a bridge somewhere when the loneliness became too much."
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In an Alternative Universe, Will is not called upon by Jack to help the FBI, but he still teaches. When Alana somehow manages to convince him to join her for after-work drinks, she introduces him to her elusive old mentor, Dr Hannibal Lecter, who decides that he must have Will by any means necessary, which is exactly how Will finds himself waking up in a concrete cellar.
Bookmarked by Lothlorien
12 Jun 2026
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find your way back home by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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"Hi, solnyshko.”
The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.
“Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.
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When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.
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Bookmarked by Lothlorien
06 Jun 2026
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two steps on the water by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 May 2026
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Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.
Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
Lily: no i promise
Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
Lily: what makes you say this
Jane: Just a hunch
Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?Series
- Part 2 of ☆ my heated rivalry fics ☆
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Bookmarked by Lothlorien
03 Jun 2026
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Home (running) by 4242424242424242424242424242424
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 May 2026
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Shane leaves professional hockey before locker room homophobia and contractual obligations can destroy him.
Somehow, inexplicably, he winds up on the Savannah Bananas, an exhibition baseball team.
He coaches skating for kids in the off season.
For the first time in years, Shane has fun again.
(He doesn't think about Ilya Rozanov or those two nights they shared together)
(He doesn't give Rozanov his number when, years later, they reunite)
(Except actually he does)
(It's the best thing he's ever done)- Language:
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03 Jun 2026
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good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
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- Part 1 of #42 Shane Hollander
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Bookmarked by Lothlorien
17 May 2026

