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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    In the gilded, filthy city of New York, there is no such thing as a purely good deed. Alms for the poor are bought with dirty money, convents are funded by sinners of the highest order, and gifts always come with expectations, spoken or otherwise. No good deed is ever selfless, Hot Pants knows. Not even her own.

    But there is a line between acknowledging and embracing that moral grayness, and after a chance encounter with the unholy abomination known as Diego Brando, Hot Pants finds herself careening over the side, with no bottom in sight.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Diego has a unique way of flirting.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    "Shut up! Limp-dicked old sand heap!" Ronald screeched, but did not punch him. He'd learned the hard, celery-infused way that he would come to regret killing Draluc during gaming time, by the next dinner at the latest. "I just want to jerk off on my own couch, in my own apartment, on my own! Is that too much to ask!?"

    "Yes." Draluc informed him blithely.

    Or: Draluc and Ronald play a quickly escalating game of gay masturbatory chicken.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Romance.
    Romance is the hot new thing on the book market, Autumn Publishing’s research team discovers... so Ronald is promptly informed by Fukuma-san that he should consider integrating a romantic plotline into Ronasen, or else.
    Given very little choice in the matter, but also very much lacking any kind of romantic partner in his life, Ronald scrambles to simply make up a love interest from scratch.
    In the end, he settles on narrating his whirlwind romance with a slender, sly, and rather weak vampiress, who comes to live in his flat after he attempted to hunt her down for kidnapping and accidentally burnt down her castle in the process.

    Of course, that makes this new volume of Ronasen a work of fiction, in its entirety. Any similarity that ‘Lady Carmil’ and her pet, Jane the Pangolin, might have to actual persons and familiars, living or undead, is purely coincidental…

    ...right?

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Kamala Khan is totally crushing this superhero gig. Honest. But between disagreements with her friends and family, navigating the socio-political minefield of sophomore year, and being what feels like the strangest girl in Jersey City, she could maybe use some guidance from a trusted adult. It’s just too bad that what she gets instead is Moon Knight.

    Can Ms Marvel ever make it in the superhero big leagues? Will Kamala ever feel like more than a kid playing dress up in boots that seem way too big to fill? Is Marc Spector capable of experiencing the magic of friendship?

    Join Kamala Khan as she discovers the answers to all these questions and more! Some things just have to be lived through.

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    16 Jun 2026