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You know when you were thirteen and on grublr, you had a lot of fun laughing at stories about sad girls with shitty moms getting sold to Single Velocity. It's a lot less funny when it happens to YOU.
Or: Dave Strider lands the chance of a lifetime, when he gets picked as the new lover for the twelve horned gods of Earth.
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17 Jun 2026
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What kind of dipshit makes a robot you *can't* fuck? by redhotspiral (wickawick)
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 May 2026
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Jake finally beats Brobot in a strife and finds out about some 'special' features.
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03 Jun 2026
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You ever go to your buddy's house for a smoke sesh and then he pegs you so good you see stars? No? Oh. Well, that's what this is about.
8000 words of Kurloz topping Mituna. There isn't really much more I can say on the topic.Bookmarked by Local_Lonely
07 Apr 2026
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Sollux invites Karkat over to suck him off under his desk while he plays a game, forgetting to mute his mic. Listeners enjoy.
OR
Theres way more breeding kink in this fic than I remember writing.
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29 Mar 2026
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In the grand scheme of things, your pan has never had a chance. Especially not when it comes to Kurloz.
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- Part 2 of dubious
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24 Mar 2026
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well my globes are def golden if you know what i mean haha get it by RedKnightsDistrict for seppucrows
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 May 2024
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Dave Strider attempts a test of wills with his fiancé at an award show and fails miserably.
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24 Mar 2026
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The false prophet is wicked. That scarlet blood burns bright like a brand and The Grand Highblood knows he ought to cull the heretic but something about this nonbeliever keeps drawing him in, beckoning him to touch. May the Messiahs give him strength, for he is weak.
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15 Mar 2026
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mituna sneaks onto the church grounds to have pale sex with kurloz.
just fucking read it.
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07 Mar 2026
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John 3:16 said that god so loved this Fucking pussy he gave his only begotten son and so whoever believed in him will never die but have eternal life by saw2004onlinefree
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2026
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beautiful christmas love story
kurloz is a religious inexperienced virgin and mituna deflowers him in front of god AND jesus.
read my porn and pray god will forgive you
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07 Mar 2026
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in the dark corners of the asteroid, a prince and a messiah meet.
the prince is angry. the messiah even more so.
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28 Feb 2026
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Ascension is rapidly approaching, and Karkat and Gamzee are positive they're not making it off-planet alive.
Karkat doesn't want to die a virgin.
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24 Feb 2026
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the tools of moirallegiance ;o)
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24 Feb 2026
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Dave gets his period. Karkat takes care of him.
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22 Feb 2026
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Your face starts to heat up, but you put a stop to that shit real fucking quick. By no means is Dave Strider going to get nervous today. Him? Pffft, there’s no possible way. Being a sex god is basically a part of the Strider DNA makeup. This is all gonna come to you naturally on the first try. Obviously! That’s why you uh… totally are uh…
Fuck.
(Or, Karkat and Dave have sex for the first time)
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12 Feb 2026
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Sollux offers himself up to the harem of the newly crowned empress Feferi Peixes in order to act as a spy. She’s not what he expected, and this is the opposite of a problem.
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08 Feb 2026
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Dirk/Auto-responder smut because I'm normal about these characters. Loads of humiliation and pain, my fave.
Will I update/upload any other fics? Unclear. If you want more, let me know in the comments <3 I may add a chapter or two if the stars align for it.
Thank you for reading!
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08 Feb 2026
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In which a young man decides to further his budding flush relationship by taking it to the bed, using a scientific hypothesis (which may or may not be more of a bet) as an excuse to put an alien through a slight... orgasm gauntlet.
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28 Jan 2026
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"Are you alright, Dirk?" You could hear a smug edge to his robotic voice, knowing damn well he could've made it sound more human, yet he chose to make it different, uncanny.
"Go fuck yourself, man." You replied, eloquently.
And that was the second moment of the night you should've felt something in the timeline shift.
You watched as his expression underwent minute changes - something he had definitely programmed himself to have, as you were pretty sure your own expression would never - as he seemed to think about what he was about to do next.
"Alright." He said, and you had already forgotten what he was replying to.
His right hand came up to cup your cheek, while the other one slid down onto your chest. There was a split second of hesitation before he bent down to press his mouth to yours.
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27 Jan 2026
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I once read that some people's beauty can't be captured. And he'll be sorry. Happy ever after by bisexualbluesargent
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jan 2026
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So, like, your thing is that you go into public spaces, like elevators, or airport gates, and film yourself telling people how much you love them.
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17 Jan 2026
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Turns out Karkat's got a bit more under the sweater than Dave anticipated. They are both extremely horny about it.
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10 Jan 2026