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Harry Potter and the Boomslang by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“But I’m a person, not a snake. How come we can talk?”
“Snakes consider themselves people, Harrypotter, just as humans, scruffy or not, do, and you will do well to remember as such.” the snake rebuked.
Harry curled inwards on himself a little. It seemed the awful manners Aunt Petunia was always berating him for stretched to conversations with snakes too. “Oh. Sorry. I… I guess that makes sense.”
“Apology accepted.” The snake’s hissing tone seemed to soften. “Even rude, scruffy humans must ask questions, I suppose.”
Harry frowned. There wouldn’t be many other snakes to talk to, would there? “How long have you been here?”
“I am uncertain. I believe it to be several moons. I have escaped my previous prisons with relative ease, but have yet to find a way out of this boring box.”
Harry felt a pang of sympathy - he knew what it was like to be trapped.
“Regardless, you are not a snake, for no snake would have such a weak jaw.” the Boomslang hissed, seemingly amused. “You, Harrypotter, are a Parselmouth.”Or: Harry befriends a snake before Hogwarts, and then The Plot Starts
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter fics
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soup by 14Muffinz
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Apr 2025
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“We are from Earth! Ergo, not knife proof.”
“Then don’t get stabbed, dumbass.”
Clark takes off his glasses, and like a switch has flipped, the commanding voice of Superman snaps, “Guys.”
The arguing ceases.
“There’s a… small child on the roof above us.”
[Maws trio + dimension travel + Robin = chaos]
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Perception by Mechakinesis
Fandom My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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“Does it matter which eye?” Brian asked, anxious.
“I mean.” Robin directed him around the corner, then through another door. “Do you remember which eye you used?”
“No.”
“Then we’ll try both.” Robin seemed to think about it for a moment. “I’m glad you mentioned that. We wouldn’t have taken both eyes in Plan A, and then we would’ve had to backtrack. Would’ve fucked the plan.”
“I feel like Batman probably doesn’t want you saying that word,” Brian said.
“Fuck Batman,” Robin said. Brian winced.
“Oh, yikes. Okay.”
or, a Gotham jailbird goes on a ride-along with Batman and Robin to save the day, and everyone has a better time than expected.
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- Part 18 of DC outsider POV
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13 Jun 2026
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retrograde (adjective): directed or moving backward; in astronomy, actual or apparent motion of a body in a direction opposite to that of the (direct) motions.
(or, the one where Robin is injured, Batman stands his ground, and an unlucky Gotham citizen stumbles into a fight that doesn't quite make sense at first)
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- Part 17 of DC outsider POV
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13 Jun 2026
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Batman tries to access the Watchtower without his signature cowl and uniform. Identity shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 15 of DC outsider POV
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