LiterallyNotJesus
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Shadows suspended on dust by LiterallyNotJesus
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Oct 2022
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" Yes, the system had promised to stop lying to Steven about Moon Knight business but the last few days had just been so busy! There was no time to tell him about any of it before either Jake or Marc collapsed into the bed they were staying in that night. Okay maybe there was time to tell Steven but it would just stress him out! "
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Khonshu keeps dragging Jake and Marc out on Moon knight missions and Steven is left unaware of whats going on until; of course, the Avengers decide to make an appearance.(OKAY uuuh classes are kicking my ass, so updates are gonna be very...inconsistent. Just bare with me ya'll TwT)
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Forelocks, Fetlocks, and Horse Tales by Silvermoonphantom
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
18 Oct 2025
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Self insert as a horse.
I will not apologize for art.- Language:
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Bookmarked by LiterallyNotJesus
26 Jul 2026
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has 8 chapters. this is genuinely so charming i live it so much. author you have so much whimsy its genuinely wild i love it
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It had been just his luck, hadn't it been? To be put in Quirinus Quirrell’s body, as he'd already been possessed by Voldemort.
Tom groans, tilting his head upwards and sighing, looking very dramatic. “Failed possession. Quirrell apparently tried to back out at the last second. After I told him consent to possession is important. But no, he goes and changes his mind seconds after we do the binding. And so magic lashed out, his soul is, well, gone. Mine couldn't bind to anything so magic most likely just grabbed the closest soul it could find and yanked it here.”
Dakota makes a face. “Rude vampire's make traveling very hard. I have been betrayed by modern literature.”
“Ravenclaws,” Snape muttered under his breath as he rolled his eyes.
Dakota wants the record to know that he was NOT up for some body possesion and sharing. Tom Riddle would like the record to know that he was NOT up for body possesion and sharing with Dakota. Unfortunatly, they both don't get what they want.
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Bookmarked by LiterallyNotJesus
24 Jul 2026
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HAS 22 CHAOTERS OH MY GOD OTS 3 AM AUTHOR I LOVE U KING I HAVE WOEK IN THE MORNING SHIT FUCK
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He’s twenty-six and he’s bleeding out on the ground and he’s so, so cold.
But, he’s also twelve and he’s still alive. Still breathing steadily. There’s no blood leaking out of him. And he’s warm, body relaxed under the comforting weight of his blanket.
He sighs, world-weary and exhausted. Of course it didn’t stick. Only he would manage to screw up death. Again.
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Waking up in a different universe is supposed to be a sweet deal. Too bad nobody gave him the message. In a world of tailed-beasts and magical eye bullshit, Rei thinks getting strong without them is impossible. But he has to try. If only so he can mess with people and stay alive long enough to continue doing it.
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Bookmarked by LiterallyNotJesus
05 Jun 2026
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has 30 chapters. Absolutely amazing. Genuinely very fun to read 10/10. I love that Rei literally got all his mannerisms from Kakashi. Just a little knockoff and I love him. NOOO AMI WHAT HAVE U DONE AUTHOR WHAT HAVE U DONE. I am devestated and happy abt the chapter at the same time. MACAU NOOO U JUST GOT UR BAE OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOO.
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I miss you tonight, like a child who doesn't want to go to sleep without you by TardisRos
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Jun 2026
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*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 EPISODE 1*
The slam of a door, and then Louis is in front of him, pulling him up, touching him, running his hands all over his body, gentle, and delicate, barely grazing his skin. Scared, almost.
"Christ. Jesus fucking- Lestat, what the hell did they do to you?"
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Daniel informs Louis about the fight. Someone else is already there by the time he reaches Lestat.
Bookmarked by LiterallyNotJesus
18 Jul 2026
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Lestat is gloriously unstable. Perfect
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The final time you called me baby by riverwrenwrites
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Mar 2025
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The interview is done, Louis is gone, and Daniel can finally get the fuck out of Dubai and go home to his significantly less comfortable couch. But there's something lingering in that penthouse. Memories that don't make sense. And try as he might, Daniel can't resist the pull, and the answers Armand might finally give him.
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What really happened between Daniel and Armand in that penthouse after Louis left? And what in the goddamn hell went down in San Francisco?
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- Part 1 of The final time you called me baby