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Contains spoilers for the first and second games!
UPDATES WEEKLY ON TUESDAYS! Edit: lol i didn’t update for a few months there, so I’m gonna change this and sayyy… updates whenever I can manage it (QuQ) i have some fuel for writing now though, and i WILL finish this. I AM DETERMINED!!
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"Oh, hey Dooley. What's u-"
“Call me Patrick," Patrick said, cutting Francis' sentence off. "It won't do for you to call me Dooley, because... I want you to be my husband for a week!"
In an instant, every thought that had previously been going through Francis' mind- the words he had been writing on the paperwork, the details of their last case, everything- immediately flew out the window and vanished, leaving behind only one word.
Husband...?
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Or, Dooley needs someone to pretend to be his husband for a week. McQueen agrees to help him. Nothing can go wrong when you pretend to be the husband of the man you’ve been in love with for years, right?
Right?
Bookmarked by Lenaaazer
03 Jul 2026
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If there's discretion that you've not abandoned now's the time by WritermanL
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Mar 2022
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Sometimes flriting with your boss on and off gets you a higher position in the company. For Bard the position is on his knees and he doesn't mind one bit.
Bookmarked by Lenaaazer
05 Apr 2026
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Common Sense by Enterprise_Rena
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Jun 2022
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瑟巴。五军之战前夕到战后的故事。Bard和Thranduil擦枪走火滚到了一起。设定全员存活，治愈向。
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04 Apr 2026
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so in awe, there i stood as you licked off the grain by gracesnowdrop
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Jan 2026
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They will attack at dawn.
Yet, Bard still hasn't left the King's tent, and he doesn't know why. It's not as though he wants to be alone with him.Thranduil isn't fond of humans, but this one amuses him. He finds that all the more captivating.
Set during The Battle of The Five Armies.
Bookmarked by Lenaaazer
30 Mar 2026
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The Summer Bard Turned Enough by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Mar 2026
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Bard Bowman hates math with his guts, but has spent fifteen years doing it. The sort that tells him how long groceries last, how much rent he can stretch, and how close he is to losing everything. Single father to three children, he knows one lesson better than any other: when money runs out, people leave.
When five-year-old Tilda sets her heart on a summer camp with a Lego workshop, Bard does what he always does: make the math work. Somehow. Even if it means a family discount that requires two parents.
Enter Thranduil Oropherion: widowed, wealthy, and new in town with a son. When he sees Bard at the registration desk, sees the math happening behind his eyes, the moment he realizes he can't afford it, the way he turns to his children apologetically, Thranduil moves without much thought. His arms go around the stranger’s waist; a casual “Darling, I’ve got this” is a lie that costs him nothing and saves a family from disappointment. As a father, he knows what it does to a child's face when hope runs out.
It's a one-time lie. They'll never see each other again.
Then they discover the family discount includes shared accommodations. For the whole summer.
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