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let's pretend we're bunny rabbits by ringfinger
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Mar 2026
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“There’s no chance the costumes will still fit,” Silco whispered, in horror.
“Oh, they’ll fit,” Vander said. “A little differently, maybe, but they’ll fit.”
Silco’s head whipped around so fast to look at him that he winced, the migraine reasserting itself. “And how do you know that?”
“Ummm,” Vander said, sheepishly, “don’t be mad at me, but I still have ‘em.”
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Silco and Vander bring back a fan-favorite evening, Bunny Night, at the Last Drop. They're about as unbearable about it as you'd expect.
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21 Jul 2026
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“The potion gave you a canid knot, right? Biologically speaking, it’s to keep a dog’s penis seated in its mate while it … it …” Gods, he was really going to have to say it, wasn’t he? “Breeds.”
They stared at each other for one long, pregnant moment.
“Breeds,” Vander repeated dumbly.
Silco wished the floor would open up and just swallow him.
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21 Jul 2026
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How Astarion tried to steal a Ruby and ended up stealing the heart of a wizard instead by Queen_of_the_Dots for smilingflash
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Apr 2026
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When the Netherbrain fell and the Absolute was defeated, Astarion lost any chance he had at a peaceful life.
To avoid having to look after 7000 spawn alongside his once siblings, he turned his hand to mercenary work. Murder, stealing blackmail evidence, anything that nets him enough coin to survive.
But when those jobs dry up, and he has plenty of money to live off of for a while, he entertains himself with purloining jewels from establishments that are far less deserving than himself of owning the precious gemstones.
Which is why he's currently dressed to the nines, invitation to a museums benefit in hand. He plans to use the event as a distraction so he can steal the star attraction of an upcoming exhibition.
The Crestalian Ruby, the most gorgeous necklace Astarion has ever seen. And the only place it belongs is upon the only person who could possibly rival its beauty. Himself.
Until a familiar face appears, and his plans for the night get a bit more complicated than he planned for.
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06 Jul 2026
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When Halsin propositions Astarion at camp in broad daylight, the spawn has his doubts. Specifically about their campmates hearing them. Halsin helps him feel more comfortable with a helping hand.
They have soft sex in the woods. That's the fic.
Inspired by Cerudinae's artwork
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06 Jul 2026
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Astarion leaned closer then, voice lowered for only one pair of ears.
“Are you trying to start something?”
Valen glanced at him at last, mild surprise arranged beautifully across his face. His green eyes clear, entirely unbothered, as though he had not spent the last several minutes undoing him inch by inch beneath the table.
“Start what?”
His hand slid higher.
Astarion nearly laughed despite himself, because truly - this man is appalling.
“You are unbearable.”
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or, a silly little idea that made it out of my notes app.
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06 Jul 2026