Le_Chien_Bleu
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Future fic, in which Carl finds himself with a lot of spare rooms and an unexpected house guest. Chaos, crashing typewriters, jam and fluff follow.
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One-shot. Peter has a late-night visitor to his hotel room. Musings on prettiness and love and sex. Mostly sex.
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AU fic, set in BDSM-Universe (a land where domination/submission is the default expression of sexuality, and everyone has an innate preference). Peter Doherty is a switch, because anything else would be too simple. Carl Barat is a sub and he's not happy about it. The boys are Secret Service Agents for the British Government.
100% fiction. Based very lightly on RL counterparts; I have appropriated some RL situations, places, people etc. They continue to belong to their original owners and I promise to put everything back where I found it. I mean no harm. I come in slashy peace.
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One-shot about Peter and Carl and cats. Future fic/ AU. Light angst and humour, with a fluffy ending.
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Crossover fic: The Libertines meet The Mighty Boosh. It's a quiet day in the Zooniverse when a new creature arrives. The lesser spotted Barat, a ferocious beast with a taste for bananas and tall guitarists... Ridiculous AU fluff.
The Mighty Boosh remains the property of Noel Fielding/ Julian Barratt. The Libertines remain their own. I promise to put everything back where I found it.
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Outside Observations by Verdant_Words
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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Various observations through the years as people realize just what Shane and Ilya mean together in a world where they weren't publicly outted by Brad.
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16 Jun 2026
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“Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-
He needs to go.
“I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.
It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.
“No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.
It wheezes.
(how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)
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15 Jun 2026
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It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.
But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.
(how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)
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15 Jun 2026
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Pinged by halfbaked_ziti
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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Harris hadn’t meant to say anything. He hadn’t even realized what he’d said, honestly, until Ilya’s reaction: choking on his beer, eyes bugging out, looking more nervous than Harris had ever seen him look.
Why couldn’t he have just kept his mouth shut? He was tipsy, and probably a bit too comfortable, but still. He should have known better. He felt like the biggest asshole alive.
Hold on. Rewind. Start from the beginning.
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Five times Ilya Rozanov set off Harris Drover's gaydar (and Harris said nothing), + one time Harris completely put his foot in it
(originally a one-shot, now updated to include a chapter 2/coda)
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15 Jun 2026
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Different This Time by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jan 2026
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Ilya laughed.
“That bothered you?”
”You have no idea. Half the time I use the tiny scraps of information you give me to look them up anyway. But you’re so cryptic. You’re like,” Shane put on a little voice, “‘Ah, we might have a layover in Charlotte, but am not sure, could be Atlanta.’ Infurating.”
”Ok, Hollander, I will send you a calendar invite. This is seductive to you, yes?”
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It’s been months since the cottage, and Shane is finally coming to visit Ilya. He hasn’t been back in Boston since the day he ran out the door saying he couldn’t do this. Ilya is spiraling, just a little, not knowing where they stand in this new and fragile thing. Boyfriends, probably. He’s never been someone’s boyfriend before.
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15 Jun 2026