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Frank is a broke print shop employee in a failing post-punk band. He feels guilty over his internet scams — are they really scams, though? He started with creepy older guys, but it got very tiring. The older women, on the other hand, are sweet to him. They pamper him, dote on him, and willingly give him money just for talking to them. Being a beautiful, kind younger man who listens, treats them like a person and is their friend, a boy they can spoil, while they’re lonely in their real lives. That’s not a scam, that’s practically a service, right?
Then, he meets a stunning woman on a forum who quickly turns out to be unlike any other.
(very loosely based on a tumblr post by @mercining:
Day 4 of writing a summary of a fanfic that doesn't exist: Gerard is an online scammer who poses as a beautiful woman to extort money from people. Frank is also an online scammer who poses as a handsome man. They will try to extort money from each other, unaware that the other is an imposter.) -
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Gerard worshipped Frank.
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Whilst traveling the world, searching for his true holy purpose, Gerard spends time in a monastery in Europe.
It doesn't take long for him to meet the resident vampire, who teaches him a new style of worship. -
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Frank blinked, once, twice, three times, completely floored. There was no fucking way. This shit couldn’t be true.
Gee, on the other hand, looked way too serious to be joking. They blinked solemnly, their greenish eyes fixed on him, devoid of much emotion.
“Why the shock, Frankie?” She asked, bringing her diet coke to her lips and giving a casual shrug. “It’s more common than you think. Men are pretty fucking selfish, you know?”
It was impossible. Well, at least Frank thought it was.
Gee’s friends chimed in, nodding in agreement, only adding fuel to the absurdity of it all.
The absurdity, you ask? Simple: Gee had just casually mentioned, like it was absolutely nothing, that they had never had an orgasm with a man in their entire life.
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If someone told Gerard that he would be below Frank making out in a bunk bed while his other bandmates were in some random party, he would say it was believable. But if someone said that Frank was gonna stop a fucking good kiss just to say "I wanna fuck you", well, then that would be arguible.