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And no one expected to see him in you. by orphan_account
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
25 Aug 2023
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"Well," The Queen said, finally having found her voice again after a full minute. "My father had a black mare once—"
"Dear gods, mother, not grandfather's mare"
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Joffrey's son is born, and he doesn't look quite how anybody expected him to look.
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05 Jul 2026
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“There aren’t winners and losers in peewee soccer, you idiot,” Seungkwan says.
“There so is,” Chan shoots back. “There’s playoffs. We’re probably going to be up against the Dazzling Dolphins, not that you care.”
“Seriously? You know the team names? You’re more hopeless than I thought.” Seungkwan turns around in his seat. “Hey, Wonwoo. What’s the name of Jinsol’s soccer team?”
“Uh,” Wonwoo says, from behind them. “Purple?”
“We’re the Galactic Geckos, genius,” Chan tells him. Some mom in the fourth row gives him a stink eye.
“Yeah, that’ll show him,” Seungkwan mutters. “How are you not embarrassed?”
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Chan, a parent way too involved with his kid's soccer team, and Seungkwan, the volunteer coach of that soccer team, butt heads and fall in love. Everyone else meddles way more than they should.Bookmarked by LORD05
04 Jul 2026
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Hello! I've just moved to NYC, but I feel like a lonely fish out of water. It's hard to meet real people here, and even on social media everyone seems distant, so I decided to follow my dad's advice and ask the local paper. Do you have any non-tourist recommendations for places to eat?
I'm desperate for a human suggestion, not some Google search or unnamed article.
Thanks,
MG
Editor's Note: MG, Thank you for writing in, but this section is for personal statements and advertisements, we don't reply. I hope you find some real company soon, but for now, I'd recommend &Pizza on 28th Street if you're ever in the area. Good luck.
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01 Jun 2026
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@joshjeonhong
I met my husband on r/Cigarettes in 2011. We were making fun of everyone there— among the first to do so. We moved to MSN and I hacked his account: he loved a freaky hacker chick. I went to visit him in the sexy part of Canada in 2012: he fucked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy
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25 May 2026
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“He has so many imaginary friends— we all thought he was making you up—” Shota’s dad rushes to explain. He’s blushing furiously. “Chan said he’s never seen anyone—”
“Well,” Jeonghan laughs. He’s been waiting for this moment. “Usually Chan is too busy flirting with some guy on the playground to notice.”
Shota’s dad makes a little noise, almost defeated. His face scrunches up, and for the first time he looks just like Shota. Jeonghan’s chest hurts a little bit.
“Okay. This has been really insightful,” he says. He waves a hand in the air, eyes failing to meet Jeonghan’s. “I’m going to have to talk with him about that— uh— I’m sorry, you’ve been, like, babysitting my kid three times a week, apparently.”
(OR: Seungcheol learns about the inherent homoeroticism of sitting on a park bench with his kid’s imaginary friend.)
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25 May 2026