LLflorence
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"You calling me a drunk?"
The rodent is calling him a drunk. And a loser. And pathetic. In fact, he covers all of the unforgivable sins, listing them off on his tiny rat claws. He even mentions that one.
Crowley sits up quickly, ignoring the gavel pounding in his brain, and sets the record straight.
"I never. Not once in six-thousand years. Aziraphale was my one and only, and I never -"
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- Part 10 of Ineffable Husbands
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Ineffable Husbands by LLflorence, Llflorence Good Omens (LLflorence)
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2026
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A collection of episodes, mostly after the completion of Season 1 in that period before Season 2 and fix-its for Season 3. A few AUs.
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“I think we should have a garden,” Cas says.
Dean looks up from his beer. He hasn’t had that much to drink, but Cas still has a vague look of unreality about him, a splash of living color that doesn’t fit in the bunker’s echoing stillness. Dean didn’t hear him coming. A lot of the time, Cas is so unobtrusive it feels like Dean has the bunker to himself, with Sam away.
Dean shakes his head to clear it. “A — garden?” he repeats.
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03 May 2026
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Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
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Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Metaphors
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16 Jun 2025
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Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov-- likable guys he's ever known. Dean doesn't know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.
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Work It Harder, Make It Better by dear_monday, two_ravens
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
10 Aug 2024
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Welcome to Paris, 2024, and the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad.
Meet Charles Rowland, twenty, beloved veteran skateboarder, fast approaching his expiry date, and determined to shag his way through as many gorgeous athletes as he can – and Edwin Payne, twenty-three, once-in-a-generation equestrian prodigy who can’t seem to stop saying the wrong thing and pissing off his teammates. Let the games begin!
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- Part 1 of Work It Harder, Make It Better
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