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Goose for Diner (redux) by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
03 Jun 2026
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The author misunderstood, the Goose actually wanted to eat at Milliways so this happened.
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- Part 13 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Goose for Dinner? by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
03 Jun 2026
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Given that the last we saw the goose it was heading out into the space-time continuum, exactly where it would end up next became obvious.
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- Part 12 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Who's Goose by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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The goose is at it again! It has now invaded the Doctor Who Fandom. As usual, this is a double drabble ending with a honk.
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- Part 11 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Lineage Tradition by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
07 Apr 2026
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The goose has now invaded the Star Wars fandom.
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- Part 10 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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In which the goose harasses the author into writing another double drabble.
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- Part 9 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Poltergeist by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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The goose has wandered into another fandom, this time its the Witcher.
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- Part 8 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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A collection of Limericks for the Rickmas 2025 prompt list by Friday411 on Tumblr.
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- Part 6 of Lyrics & Poetry
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H.O.U.N.D. by KtwoNtwo for helloliriels
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Feb 2025
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When Sherlock takes on the case of Henry Knight he is unprepared for what he will find at Baskerville. Behind the facade of doped up monkeys, glowing rabbits, and the ever-present alien joke Sherlock suspects there's a darker trial being run. One without full govt authority that involves a very human subject. It will take all of his courage to face this adversary - to risk his life and his career - to unleash the H.O.U.N.D. from its master, its collar, and it's cage and to give him a chance at true Liberty; a chance to feel human again.
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Wolfhound by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
06 May 2024
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The Baskerville family curse has allegedly taken a victim and Sherlock Holmes has taken the case. Unfortunately the case itself threatens to expose Dr. Watson's most closely held secrets. Secrets that he has somehow managed to conceal so far from Holmes.
A retelling of the Hound of the Baskervilles in a universe where Lycanthropy is not only known but is also a death sentence.
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Originally provided in a comment, this is my poetic response to When Your Belly's in the Trench by Morgan_Stuart. I post it here so that readers may find the original work via the finely crafted link below.
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- Part 5 of Lyrics & Poetry
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Living in Interesting Times by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey
20 Dec 2023
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The Kingdom of Valdemar is in for some interesting times. When you have two Companions with rather unique names, namely Mycroft and Sherlock, one might suspect their Chosen to bear similarly distinctive monikers. Their Chosen, however, were rather prosaically named but the manner of their choosing more than made up for it. This is the story of how a wounded healer with a crippled gift and a city guard investigator ended up as psychically linked partners to a pair of bossy white horses.
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London is Strange by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel 616
02 May 2023
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John Watson: Practitioner of the Mystic Arts and Master of the London Sanctum.
(Otherwise known as what happens when you toss the MCU and Sherlock into a blender pulsing just enough to blend the two but not enough to make them unrecognizable, adding a pinch of Earth 616, a generous scoop of concept from another fanfiction, and a dash of mythology. Serve immediately garnished with the Time Stone.)
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My Dear Holmes by KtwoNtwo for Lightofonesoul
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2022
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John Watson writes a letter to Sherlock Holmes. Set during the hiatus when Holmes is presumed dead.
A response to the letter found in My Dear Watson by Lightofonesoul (See the finely crafted link below). While this should stand on its own, reading the previous letter first should enhance the experience.
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Concert Counting by KtwoNtwo for gardnerhill, bluebellofbakerstreet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Sep 2021
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A 221B set in the AU postulated by Bluebellofbakerstreet in Interview (see the finely crafted link) where the characters are all in a band named Chemical Defect.
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- Part 1 of Interview Verse
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In Praise of "Ride On" by KtwoNtwo for Silvergirl, Podfixx
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Sep 2021
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This is a poem that I posted in a comment to the excellent fiction Ride On by Silvergirl with an addendum regarding the podfic version. I've reproduced it here in an attempt to keep all my poetry in one place.
While this is not technically a fandom work I've tagged it that way in the hopes that readers will find their way over to the fiction and/or the podfic.
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- Part 3 of Lyrics & Poetry
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Annoying Dick by KtwoNtwo for bluebellofbakerstreet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Sep 2021
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Lyrics for the song "Annoying Dick" mentioned by bluebellofbakerstreet in her fic/artwork Interview (see the finely crafted link below) as written by John Watson of the band Chemical Defect. This song was described in the fic as "really just a sweet, goofy love song disguised as a rant." I hope I did it justice.
You really need to read Interview first as this won't make much sense without it.
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- Part 2 of Lyrics & Poetry
- Part 2 of Interview Verse
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Gun in the Drawer by KtwoNtwo for bluebellofbakerstreet
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Aug 2021
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Lyrics for the song "Gun in the Drawer" mentioned by bluebellofbakerstreet in her lovely fic Interview (see the finely crafted link below) as written by John Watson of the band Chemical Defect.
Read Interview first as this won't make much sense without it.
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- Part 1 of Lyrics & Poetry
- Part 3 of Interview Verse
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In which Marco is surprised to discover feathers in his bed.
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- Part 7 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Guardian by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
12 Aug 2021
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Voldemort's plans don't quite go as expected.
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- Part 6 of A Goose Walked Into a Fandom
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Expert Commentary by KtwoNtwo
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
23 Mar 2021
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Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson discuss the results of a multi-fandom convention regarding what should be done about fanfiction. Of course, given the fandom involved, it's a 221B.
This will make absolutely no sense unless you read Ask the Experts by BirdieJ via the finely crafted link.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 221
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 84