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    Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
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    “Pirates, is it?”

    “Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”

    “Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.

    “What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…

    Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.

    He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
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    (Mary to Ed, some time later):
    “So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”

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    06 Nov 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Nestled in the dip of Ed’s throat, the bell taps out a nervous tempo in time to the sub-audible thrum in his chest.

    Not purring.

    Pirates don’t purr, and Blackbeard absolutely doesn’t fucking purr, and if Ed Teach ever did, it was so long ago it doesn’t bear mentioning.

    It’s just, you know. A chest thing. Might be coming down with something.

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    01 Nov 2023

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    “The thing that gets me,” Crowley said, the morning after the Whickber Street Traders and Shopkeepers’ Association Meeting, as they shared a pot of tea and a general sense of befuddlement, “is why yellow?”

    “Yellow what?” Aziraphale said. He couldn’t remember anything the night before having been yellow.

    “My car, angel,” Crowley said, and Aziraphale supposed he should have expected to hear about this again, but to be perfectly frank the evening had been so eventful that he had practically forgotten about his trip to Edinburgh. “You wear mostly white and beige, and of course tartan.” Crowley gestured around at the room they were sitting in. “The walls in here are yellow, too. When did you get so partial to yellow?”

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    Crowley and Muriel become friends after he agrees to help them to navigate their new life on Earth. Three years later, Aziraphale comes back from Heaven, but Crowley, still depressed and heartbroken, doesn't want anything to do with him.

    Aziraphale, not giving up, decides to woo Crowley, sending him a different gift every day for a week.

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    28 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    "Give me coffee or give me death." Aziraphale’s voice was quiet and filled with resignation.

     

    "What?"

     

    "That was the choice. Coffee or Death."



    Crowley discovers the real reason why Aziraphale accepted the Metatron’s ‘job offer’.

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    25 Aug 2023