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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”

    He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.

    “So what’s the hangup, then?”

    “It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”

    “Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”

    5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    ‘’But Jackie, they want,’’ Hayden starts but closes his mouth when Jackie shoots another pointed look. ‘’Fine. Fine. This is fine. I’ll just, what? Just take the phone and call Rozanov…’’

    ‘’ILYA!’’ The girls shout again through closed doors; Jackie is trying really hard not to laugh in his face right now. Hayden pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.

    ‘’Ilya. I can’t just call him Jacks.’’

    ‘’Why not? He wouldn’t mind.’’

    ‘’And how on earth do you know that?’’ Hayden asks desperately.

    ‘’Because he’s Ilya,’’ she says shrugging her shoulders the best she can since she is still holding Amber and Arthur.

    ‘’You say that like it means something. That’s Roza…’’ He looks at the door again then corrects himself. ‘’Ilya.’’

    ‘’Exactly,’’ Jackie says walking away from him.

    ‘’I don’t even know what that means.’’

    ‘’I know you don’t. But maybe it’s time for you to find out.’’

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    Or: 5+1 fic, five times Hayden calls Ilya for help and 1 time Ilya shows up without being called. Pure crack, fluff and Ilya being the best uncle ever.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    How did he let this happen?

    Shane's not sure.

    One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's gorgeous sweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...

    Well.

    Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.

     

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    Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.

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    10 Jun 2026