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Pure Vanilla knew this was a bad idea; that this was bad for him. But what other choice did he really have?
These tasks had been assigned to him specifically after all, and trying to pass them off to anyone else would be irresponsible and selfish.
Sure, the workload seemed like it was made for an entire group of cookies, but he could handle it! A few days without rest to make sure everything gets done wouldn't crumble him, right?
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AKA: The demons struck once again and I gave PV my sleep deprivation so we would suffer together.
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- Part 10 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
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Midnight Vanilla wasn’t a clueless fool; he knew he was sick.
From what? He had no clue, but that didn’t matter at this point.
What mattered was the fact he had awoken with an ache in his bones and a throbbing headache behind his eyes.
Was he going to tell the Sage?
No. Absolutely not.
And it would be rather simple to keep it from him, except for one problem.
They were actively dating.
Worse, he had actively agreed the week prior to attend his boyfriend’s lecture. And as if the Fates suddenly had it out for him, said lecture was today.
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I got sick and took "sharing is caring" to a diabolical level.
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- Part 9 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
- Part 2 of Sealed Fates
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Parties and balls were things that many leaders and figureheads did on Earthbread. And before his reawakening, Pure Vanilla would have been more than happy to attend! As it stood now, however, Eclipsed Vanilla wanted nothing to do with such events.
He, however, didn't exactly have a choice, seeing as NOT attending would only drag unwanted suspicion his way.
This would certainly be... an interesting experience.
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AKA: I was listening to "People I Don't Like" by UPSAHL and had a vision.
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- Part 8 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
- Part 2 of A Poisonous Obsession
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My take on Flufftober/Whumptober/Kinktober. I'm doing a conglomeration of all of them!
All of the chapters will be centered around Pure Vanilla, as well as most of them being ShadowVanilla related.
More information will be in the first chapter, as well as my prompt list!Credits to borgor_25's "Polytober!" for the initial inspiration of this combination of all three. Go read it if you haven't, it's great!
(Despite the title, this is not confined to October, it's done when I hit prompt 31)
{ 2/21/2026 Edit: Currently on hiatus for an undetermined amount of time, check the updated first chapter for details}
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- Part 3 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
- Part 3 of Sealed Fates
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After seeing just how differently Truthless Recluse reacted to praise when in subspace, compared to his usual flustered hissing, Sage gets an idea...
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Aka: Wildly self-indulgent SageRecluse smut that I wrote to get me out of writer's block.
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- Part 7 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
- Part 4 of Sealed Fates
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Pantalone overworks himself to exhaustion, unpleasant memories compel him to ask for something unexpected.
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After the battle in Nod-Krai, word spreads of the Doctor's disappearance among the Fatui.
To Pantalone, the news comes at a great cost.
Losing is something he can accept. Death, however, is not. -
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“Acute hepatotoxic poisoning. An incredibly aggressive, fast-acting toxin. I’m impressed.”
Feofan tried to smile but it took too much effort. The steady beeping in the distance dulled to a faint nuisance and the Doctor’s face blurred as a sharp pain curled in his stomach.
“The poison,” he got out through gritted teeth, his lids fluttering. “Make me… a replica, yes?”
“I’ll consider it if you keep your eyes open, Feofan.”
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Pantalone gets poisoned. There’s only one person he trusts enough to save him.
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"Don't you dare! I warn you... if you step any closer-" Pantalone tries to move away but he is too weak to flee. Instead, he ends up bent over the desk, violently coughing.
"It's not my wish to harm you," Dottore sighs, syringe in one hand as he steps closer. He brushes Pantalone's hair and it doesn't go unnoticed that such a gesture is oddly gentle.
"I don't intend to end up like another of your experiments," Pantalone hisses.
Dottore cocks his head to the side. "Experiment?" he asks, sounding amused. "My dear banker, you are no experiment of mine. You are my patient."
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Pre-Opened Bottles Are Not Gestures of Trust by drzealous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jun 2026
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In which Pantalone accepts a drink from a Fontainian diplomat who definitely tried to kill him, waits five days to seek medical attention because the quarterly reports weren't going to file themselves, and proceeds to say things on an operating table that the Segments will spend the next century thinking about.
Bookmarked by KitKatGoesMEOW
18 Jul 2026
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Pre-Opened Bottles Are Not Gestures of Trust | drzealous

