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Shane and Ilya are both barely awake when they leave the house for early morning practice. It happens. It's normal. Half the team is usually asleep.
What's not normal is turning up in each other's jerseys.
The entire team proceeds to be completely not normal about it.
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16 Mar 2026
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
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- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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15 Mar 2026
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A reporter stepped forward. "Rozanov. Thoughts on Shane's new look?"
"The wolfcut is falling perfectly," Ilya explained. "Also, Shane had very good game tonight. But I could not appreciate properly because I was too busy thinking about how pretty he is."
On Twitter: Rozanov looking at Hollander’s wolfcut like it personally saved his life is my Roman Empire 🙏
When Shane grows his hair out into a wolf cut and starts tying it into a bun, Ilya becomes distracted on the ice, and very publicly on the internet.
Featuring: a viral hair tuck, a possessive tweet, and a team rule that exists solely because Ilya cannot behave.
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- Part 4 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Bookmarked by Kimibu
15 Mar 2026
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The complete video of the CCM commercial is leaked, showing that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hated each other.
Somehow, that makes some people to find out about Lily and Jane
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14 Mar 2026
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told my friends, and we high fived by ChocolateVanillaMarble (imignoringcanon)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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Rose and Shane have their first 'Exes Night'. Rose is noticing something different about her best friend, and Shane is starting to regret loving so many stupidly observant bisexual menaces.
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Rose finds out about Ilya and also terrorises Shane while she's at it.Series
- Part 2 of Rose Landry the Chaos Bisexual
Bookmarked by Kimibu
14 Mar 2026