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Caine proves just how adequate he is at his job as the King and Queens personal, royal guard.
Said Royals decide to reward him.
Handsomely.
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21 Apr 2026
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Pomni looks over her shoulder, before scurrying to the suggestion box.
She’s heard of the other’s laments over missing their secondary genders all the time. Surely they wouldn’t mind if she just gave Caine a little push.
She quickly scrawls her suggestion on a notecard, and hastily shoves it in the box.
There.
Caine never reads those anyways. Even more, he likely wouldn’t bring back something that has potential to start even more drama.
She just wrote it down to make herself feel like she did something to fix the situation.
That’s all.
Alternatively: Pomni and the other circus members miss their secondary genders. Pomni decides to do something about it.
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29 Mar 2026
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It had been embarrassing asking Caine to meet with her again. The fact that she hadn’t had to ask for it previously— that somehow the opportunity had just plopped itself into her lap— certainly wasn’t helping, either. It had taken her over a week just to summon up the courage to ask to speak to him; Pomni wasn’t even sure she’d be able to ask for what she really wanted when the time finally came.
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- Part 2 of Showtime
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24 Oct 2025
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Tenna is given away way before the start of Chapter 3. He's given off to a Lightner who works late and only catches the cable porn channels, which forces Tenna to face a crash course on being a porn star. a CONSISTENTLY WATCHED pornstar, but pornstar nonetheless..
When a script with collars and other apparel comes into his hands, theres really only one grease ball he trusts to co-star with him. Spamton.
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Inspired by this:
https://x.com/brainrot03/status/1941509560667341205
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- Part 7 of Mr. Ant Tenna after dark
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11 Aug 2025
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While returning from a supply run in starbug, Lister discovers they've accidentally picked up a hitch-hiker, a small piebald ball python. Even though Lister wants to keep them, rimmer is unimpressed... until he warms up eventually.
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08 May 2025
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP /POS
💛💛💛💛💛💛
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Frustrated by his inability to see the anatomy illustrations his classmates study, Ominis takes a Polyjuice potion to temporarily become a woman and explore what his blindness has kept from him. What he didn’t expect was that Sebastian had been watching him all along.
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11 Dec 2024
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When he realizes what she’s done, he growls again, the sound escaping his chest to reverberate in his throat, curling around her name. “Granger.”
She takes another step back, eyes flicking over the tension of his holster, the tautness of the leather leash. It’s holding him. Good.
She takes another step.
“Granger,” he repeats, hissing it this time, practically spitting the word at her in his hushed fury. “Get the fuck back here.”
She points her index finger at him. “Stay.”
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Or where Malfoy can't control himself, and so Hermione does it for him.
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- Part 1 of Come to Heel
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26 Sep 2024
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Team Dinoco desperately needs a spotter for next race, which is rapidly approaching, and Strip, as the crew chief, is in charge of finding it.
Not knowing who to ask anymore, he gets Chick Hicks on the job.
While Chick is telling Cal what to do, his actions cause another car to crash.
Old wounds reopen, and Chick isn't seen on his show that night. Strip doesn't feel quite right about it and goes to look for him.This is a sequel to my other story 'New Times' (before in the series), but can be read as a standalone.
(Humanized.)
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- Part 5 of Cars & Pilots
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22 Feb 2024
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They Are Only Words (But They Mean Everything) by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Aug 2023
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It has become common for the Witcher schools to enter agreements with the nobility. These arrangements have always been sealed with money or goods, but the nobles of Kerack request something more traditional from the Wolves- a wedding.
In an attempt to bridge the gap between himself and his future husband, and hopefully avoid complete disaster, Eskel decides to include a personal letter with the official missive. He struggles to find the right words, and is convinced he's going to make a terrible first impression.
Jaskier begs to differ.
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- Part 4 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
- Part 1 of They Are Only Words (But They Mean Everything)
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26 Aug 2023
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Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.
From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.
There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.
Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…
Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.
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30 Jul 2023
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Natalie isn't for certain, but maybe Chick Hicks isn't actually so bad after all.
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25 Jul 2023
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Against Their Will by evilwriter37 for ashleybenlove
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2023
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Trapped aboard Viggo’s ship, the Dragon Riders are in for something that they never could have expected, and a deep secret is revealed.
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22 Jul 2023
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On one side of the coin, the Piston Peak Air Attack needed all the help they could, after the renowned Forest Barbecue of 2014. But finding the room to house new applicants - especially more aircraft up to Cabbie's size - was no walk in the park, and time was not on their side.
One the other side of the coin, Clutch needed the change of scenery, and they seemed to need her there just as much, but if she couldn't get her roommate to follow her lead, he might end up stranded again in mental health hell. At least it was somewhere different, where he didn't have to come face to face with history again.
...Well. So he thought, at least.
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- Part 1 of The Crew, The Proud, The Planes (CPP)
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17 Jun 2023
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Vesemir and Jaskier conspire to take care of their mates in the most primal way possible.
This is entirely porn. It starts at 100 and just keeps going.
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16 Jun 2023
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"Wrecks are a part of racing. All that matters is first." It was the idea that Chick Hicks always used as a basis for his tactics while racing- the Piston Cup tiebreaker sure proved that. He did anything to win- but he lost the approval of a lot of the racing community through it. And that's never good for a racer. Post Cars 1, minor appearances by Cars 3 characters.
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07 Jun 2023
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what you thought you have (you do not have) by hailholylight for objectlesson, goldenurn
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
20 Jul 2020
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They didn’t embrace often, even behind closed doors, having not fallen into casual touches, having not even talked about that night since they had woken up the morning after-- and then one day turned into another and there was too much weight between them to bring it up. Lightning didn’t want to be the one to bring it up if Doc was trying to forget about it, if it was too embarrassing a memory to keep hold of.
It would’ve been awkward if they didn’t have the racing to focus on; the early morning drives, the late-night ice baths-- things Lightning wouldn’t have been able to dedicate himself to without Doc.
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- Part 2 of those white flowers
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22 Mar 2023
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There’s Got To Be Something Left For Us To Believe by Sashafraz
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
24 Jan 2023
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Lightning McQueen and Cal Weathers have been hooking up after races for years. When Cal retires early and Lightning is forced to face the rookies alone, their relationship is sent into a tailspin.
Humanized. Set during Cars 3
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- Part 1 of Let’s Push This Thing, See What We Get
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26 Jan 2023
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The Illusion of Danger by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
18 Jul 2022
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“You want to know something funny? I know it's strange, but it kind of…did something for me."
“…What?”
"Just… When you just grabbed my wrist and told me 'don't' in that low, commanding tone, it felt…I don't know, there was something about it."
(or: yet another don't fic, but this time they wait til they're Not facing down the imminent destruction of the multiverse)
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17 Aug 2022
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Decadence by FDQ
Fandoms: Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Unus Annus - Fandom, The Mystic Crystal - Ninja Sex Party (Song), The Edge Of Sleep (Podcast), The Edge of Sleep (TV), Iron Lung (2026)
06 Jul 2026
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You have been cordially invited to Decadence, an exclusive escort service that specializes in all types of kink with emphasis on your preferred pleasure.
Please present this card at the front desk in exchange for a free voucher.Series
- Part 1 of Decadence
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08 Jul 2022
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we come together like celestial ashes by buc_eebarnes
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
27 May 2022
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“Look, you can’t go back, Mark.”
“You can’t order me anymore, Captain,” he hisses. You try to wriggle out of his grasp, but to no avail. However—
You feel something pressing into the inseam of your thigh.
Your eyes snap down to where the two of you are connected. You can’t mistake it for anything else, so your eyes flick back up at him and—
He’s breathing heavily. You shift your thigh a bit, and his eyelashes flutter, face slack. Oh.
An alternate take on the infamous "Don't" scene.
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22 Jun 2022