KeithStinks



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    “Let me guess. Body horror.”
    There was a delicate eyebrow raise. “Impressive guess.”
    Lance offered a halfhearted wave to Keith’s SAW T-shirt. “I’m sure you sit in your cave and drink blood and think of all the ways a human body can break in half.”
    That earned him a smile with teeth. And yeah, sure, Lance could see what James found attractive. If he squinted. Chugged more wine.
    “And I’m sure you spend your time thinking of the least outrageous age gap you can have between your love interests.”
    Lance’s eyes narrowed.

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    If you were to consider some towns sleepy, then Luna Falls spends most of the time snoring. The only time Luna Falls wakes up is while it hosts its annual writer retreat. Aspiring authors from all over the United States travel to New England for the three week seminar, gunning for a publication deal awarded to one lucky writer. Lance, a Luna Falls local, has spent his entire life preparing, saving, and writing. He joins the fellowship of writers in hopes to not only leave with publication prospects, but to also show the power of the commonly underrated romance genre. Imagine his displeasure when a brooding horror writer steals the spotlight right out from under him.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    let’s do this

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    Lance McClain constantly dreams of the day he'll finally meet his mysterious soulmate. They don't say much, if anything at all, but they leave him with gorgeous paintings temporarily tattooing his skin. It's not exactly the situation he hoped for, but when he feels the connection between them, he can't bring himself to resent them. As much as he wishes his soulmate would just talk to him, he's resigned himself to being patient. In the meantime, he has a loving family and good friends to help him get by.

    Keith Kogane dreads the day he'll finally meet his obnoxious soulmate. He's just an art student who's struggling to find his place in the world. There's so much he hasn't been able to control in his life, and the thought of having a soulmate, just another thing in his life which he also has no control over yet can't do anything about, is a little terrifying. So he ignores the words that occasionally appear on his skin. He has other things to focus on: like being a new student at a big university where his childhood friend and step-brother go.

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    06 Dec 2023

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    READ IT
    such a slow burn but oddly wonderful!! a little too much description but yummy - ending was good, not what i hoped for but lush. been reading this since 6pm roughly and it’s bludclart 2:40am the next day. sound

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    Lance catches Keith staring at his new scar in the mirror, and offers to see if he can help. He succeeds, though maybe not in the way either of them expected.

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    09 Jul 2023

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    tiktok rec 7

     

    READ - SHORT AND SWEET!

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    Keith and his friends are holidaying on an exclusive resort isle courtesy of Allura, and there was no drama until Keith went out of his way to find some.

    or; If you asked him, Keith would tell you his problems started when he bought that goddamn travel pillow.

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    08 Aug 2023

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    READ AND IT WAS SOOOO CUTE

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    "I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."

    When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?

    A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.

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    26 Oct 2023

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    FINALLY CRACKED ON AND READ IT. BOY WAS IT FUCKING WORTH IT I COULD CRY BRO