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Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
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07 Jul 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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Podfic: No Friction, Just Chemistry by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jun 2026
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After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.
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- Part 4 of Vee Reads Their HR Fic
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06 Jul 2026
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forty-seven hours by noedovenest
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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Group: UBC Rideshare
Looking for a Co-Driver
UBC student looking for someone to share the drive to Ottawa.
I have a 2018 Dodge Grand Caravan. You must be comfortable driving six to eight hours at a time while I sleep, and I'll do the same for you.
Requirements:
- Clean driving record. No tickets or other driving infractions.
- No excessive speeding while you're driving my vehicle.
- I'm fine with listening to audiobooks, podcasts, or music, provided the volume stays low. Country music is not an option.
Message me if you're interested, and include your driving experience.
OR: Shane and Ilya take a road trip
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06 Jul 2026
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Cadmium Yellow by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Apr 2026
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“Did you just tell a customer their outfit was structurally unsound?”
“It was.”
If you ask Shane Hollander, he'll tell you the bar's highball glasses are committing a war crime against sparkling water, your outfit has at least three structural flaws, and no, he is NOT blushing, it's just warm in here, and no, he was NOT staring at the new bartender through the gap in the ficus leaves, he was RESTING HIS EYES, and also, for the record, he doesn't care that the bartender has hazel eyes the color of warm stone in late-afternoon light or that his hands can untangle Shane's knotted fingers like they were made for exactly that purpose. He's a particularly opinionated artist with a sunset to paint. He doesn't have time for this. (He makes so much time for this.)
A neurodivergent artist with the social grace of a startled deer + a bartender with the patience of a saint + a best friend who lives for drama = a love story told in fumbled words, shared sunsets, and the quiet understanding that sometimes the most profound conversations happen without speaking a word.
Or: Shane Hollander has zero filter, zero social skills, and is absolutely in love with the new bartender his mother hired for their family bar
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03 Jul 2026