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    Harry is forced to pretend to date Malfoy to explain away an unfortunate photo in the press. And if that weren’t complicated enough, Pansy gives him an extra challenge - to get Draco to smile.

    But how hard could it possibly be? It's not as if it's at all complicated...

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Harry exhaled heavily through his nose and said more slowly, “I was really horny, and it kept me awake.”

    “Why didn’t you just wake me up?”

    Harry looked at him as if he’d grown a second head. “Why didn’t I wake you up in the middle of the night to satisfy my sexual appetite?”

    “Yes.”

    The incredulity in Harry’s expression only intensified. “Because who the hell wants to be woken up at three in the morning for sex?!”

    Draco scoffed and sipped at his tea. “Me - obviously.”

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    20 Jul 2026

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    "Let me get this clear, shall we? You want me to bugger you in the arse, so you can get pregnant with my superior semen?"
    Harry took off his glasses and rubbed his face with both hands. "I knew this was a stupid idea. The most stupid of all stupid ideas."
    But Harry wanted a different life, a family, a child, and when his Healer told him it was possible for him to carry a child himself, being a wizard, the thought kind of stuck. Even if he wasn't compleatly truthful about his motives. Not to Malfoy and certainly not to himself.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Draco likes a midnight spliff. He chain-smokes and has glasses that he absolutely doesn't need.
    Harry is a mess, angry at the world and finding comfort in all of the wrong places.

    When Draco's late-night smoke is interrupted by a barefoot Harry wandering the grounds, their story truly begins.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Minister for Magic Harry Potter does not love his job. The one bright point in his life is his secret relationship with Quidditch Super Star Draco Malfoy. When they're 'outed' by a peeping tom with a camera, Harry has to decide what's really important.

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    29 May 2026