KJValentine
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- Invader Zim (6)
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You didn't think that Zim would be able to conquer Earth and enslave the human race.
Now you owe Dib one-hundred dollars.
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Your life is turned upside down because of a case of mistaken identity.
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Meeting your Tinder match leads to all sorts of surprises.
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Zim wants to learn about human pregnancy and things go downhill from there.
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You have the unlucky task of teaching Sex Ed to a class full of stupid teenagers, but you never intended to catch the attention of the resident green kid.
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When a witch returns to Britain after the death of her husband, she and her twin daughters experience a new life. Old wounds are healed, new wounds are opened, challenges are met, a prophecy dies while another is unveiled, and lives are changed forever.
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- Part 1 of The Bloodstone AU
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26 Aug 2025
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“Welcome to the New Penacony! A paradise where we can openly praise the order and bear witness to Ena’s dream. You’ll find that there is no pain, no loss, and no suffering here. Sunday waits for you in the church Mr. Aventurine. He is eager to hear your confessions.”
Luck is akin to a pendulum. You may be blessed with an immeasurable amount of good fortune now, but eventually that pendulum will swing the other way.
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26 Apr 2025
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With their new relationship now growing deeper and more serious, Stolas decides he wants to do something special for Blitzø -- Make one of his most unusual and thrilling sexual fantasies finally come true by stealing a spell from the restricted archives of the Ars Goetia Library.
It's just a silly old spell... What's the worst that could happen?
Unfortunately, both of them are about to find out.
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12 Jul 2024
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You’re not sure how you, a popular late night radio DJ from the aughts, deserved to be cast in the fiery pits of Hell with a capital H, but here you are. And because the universe is playing a running gag reel on even your afterlife, you find yourself the focus of an avid fan of your segments back when you were topside in the land of the living and he was tuning in from Hell.
Who knew the damned (and damned good looking) could pick up FM radio all the way down here?
Too bad your domineering boss is in a vicious, decades-long rivalry with the guy.
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- Part 1 of Tune Me In
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28 Jun 2024
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FROTHING AT THE MOUTH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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When your favorite radio program is unexpectedly pulled from the air, you take it upon yourself to write the local broadcasting station a letter detailing your great offense at the tragedy.
You never expect it to bring about a life-altering battle of wits and wills with the darling of New Orleans radio.
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29 May 2024