Justice_Prime



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    Lucifer has been isolated for so long that he's developed a few quirks. He's not crazy! You're crazy! YA! No, wait, maybe he needs a little help keeping his shit together. But he's living with his daughter now so YAY! He just needs a good reason to smite the stupid asshole daughter stealing deer. He's going to keep both his eyeballs on the tricky bastard and that means dragging him down to Wrath to crash Satan's hunting party. What do you mean sinners can't travel the rings? All you need is a passport, duh? It's not his fault that no one has petitioned for a passport since Papyrus. If...just IF... he tosses a sneaky clause into the application... well... Char will be happy! Right? RIGHT! Let's do this!?
    Be prepared for SO MUCH FLUFF! AS FLUFFY AS ALASTOR'S EARS! SO! MUCH! FLUFF! All the sugar-sweet tooth-rotting fluff you heathens can stand. There will be cuddles, snuggles, and because it's Alastor, nibbles. Lucifer is going to punish the heckin' heck out of our favorite deer, by making him a cuddle buddy! There will be semi-sentient rubber ducks and they're BFFS with Alastor's Shadow. Chaos!!! Because what is deerducky without some chaos and a warm bubble bath?

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    17 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    Trapped together and tied to their respective chairs after Lucifer foolishly fell for Vox's scam call, Alastor finds himself in a truce with the Devil. At least he didn't have to debase himself to asking to be healed.

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    16 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    The Slow Burn to End Them All: a series of events that might lead two old demons to love and happiness.
    (Will eventually re-post as one huge fic, but will for now be updating as a series)

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Finally, Lucifer asked, “Did you get a tan?”

    Alastor blinked. “Excuse me?”

    “A tan,” Lucifer repeated.

    Slowly, Alastor set down his book. “A tan?”

    Lucifer huffed, tired of this pointless back and forth. “Yeah. You’re a few shades darker now.”

    A couple beats passed before Alastor said, in the most puzzled voice Lucifer had ever heard from him, “I’ve always been this color?”

    A snort. Lucifer sat on the arm of the chair, delightfully causing Alastor to scoot a few inches away. “No, Alastor, you were a few shades lighter yesterday.”

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    Lucifer swears to God Alastor was lighter on October 28th.

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    03 Jan 2026