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There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.
DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
DAVE: w
DAVE: whatOr: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.
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02 Jun 2026
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"'SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS SHITTY WALLOW IN SELF PITY TIME, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING REMOTE I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE.' The door slammed open, revealing Karkat mid-rant.
'AND I SWEAR YOU HAD THE SHITTY THING LAST FOR YOUR FUCKASS ‘COOL TALKING GRIEF’ OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HOLY SHIT YOUR EYES ARE RED.' Dave’s gaze had immediately snapped towards the troll, shades carelessly tossed to the floor half an hour prior.
'theyre called epic rap battles,' he replied before swearing and turning his face swiftly towards the ground, eyes sweeping for the familiar shape of the sunglasses John had given him for his 13th birthday."
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Karkat walks in on Dave looking at the stars without his shades and freaks out.
Bookmarked by Junechase769
02 Jun 2026
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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Bookmarked by Junechase769
20 Feb 2026
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Flambae has a praise kink. Robert realizes as much sooner than later. He can't be expected to have any self control when Flambae's reactions are that cute.
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- Part 1 of the dreaded flambert situationship
Bookmarked by Junechase769
11 Feb 2026
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As Robert hooked his thumbs in his boxers and shoved them towards the floor, Herman gave a similar reaction. Eyes wide and jaw hanging open slightly, red blush crossing his entire body. He had never seen anyone present themselves naked to him like this before, let alone a crush that he had been pining after for weeks. Herman swallowed hard and averted his gaze, staring into the damp sheets that absorbed the water pouring off of him. He wasn’t sure if this power was a blessing or a curse until Robert broke the silence with a joke.
“At least we won’t need any extra lube.”
Tonight, and perhaps for many nights in the future, his power would be a blessing after all.
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Or, Waterboy is an anxious virgin that Robert doesn't mind showing the ropes of intimacy to.Bookmarked by Junechase769
11 Feb 2026
