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It’s no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas. Well, when you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long—call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
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24 Jul 2026
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"Alright, fuckers," Blitzø announced, holding up the journal. "We read it, and me and Millie got something to say."
"We think," Millie began, shooting Blitzø a quick look, "that you two should fuck. If you want to."
The silence was so palpable that Stolas could have choked on it. He looked between Millie and Blitzø's grinning faces, then to Moxxie, whose expression thankfully mirrored Stolas' own surprise.
Moxxie blinked. "Excuse me?"
OR: Loona is probably taking the most well-timed sick day of her entire life because everyone else in the office is doing the horizontal tango together.
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15 Jul 2026
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Blitzo wants to hear what Stolas has to say about the moon and stars (even if he's going to pretend he doesn't).
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13 Jul 2026
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Stolas finds a fleshlight under the couch and things sure do happen!
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06 Jul 2026
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Blitzø goes through a series of Full Moon nights with Stolas. Events unfold in different ways, and Blitzø comes to realize he can use Stolas for more than just his magic book. But this creates even more of an unbalance in their transactional relationship, where jealousy, greed, power, addiction, and feelings too terrifying to name begin to spiral out of control.
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03 Jul 2026