Jeremy01678
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The Supe Who Came to Tea by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Tiger Who Came To Tea - Judith Kerr
20 Apr 2026
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Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Ryan, and he was having lunch with his mom, in the kitchen.
Suddenly, there was a ring at the door.
Ryan’s mom looked up and said, “I wonder who that can be. It can’t be the grocery delivery because it came this morning. And it can’t be the garbage men because this isn’t the day they come. And it can’t be anyone else. We’d better open the door and see!”
Ryan skipped over to open the door, and there was a tall man, dressed up in red and blue with stripes and stars. The Homelander! He said, “Excuse me, but I’m very hungry, do you think I could have tea with you?”
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A Bona Retelling of the Nativity Story by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: Round the Horne, Christian Bible (New Testament)
25 Dec 2025
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“And now, in the spirit of Christmas, I’d like to whisk you back in time to a young woman called Mary, who’s just taken a very long journey all the way to a little town called Bethlehem…” Douglas Smith’s voice faded out to be replaced by one Kenneth Horne;
“So,” Horne called out, “I popped on over to an inn to try and get a night’s kip, as recommended in the local fit and strong workmen’s magazine-,” he hesitated slightly, “Which I buy- for the carpenter-themed crossword!”
“—‘Course you do…” Sandy couldn’t help but sarcastically interrupt.
Horne, by now an expert in ignoring Julian and Sandy’s uninvited responses, knocked raptly on the wooden door, “Hello! Anybody there?”
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“Hello! Anybody there?” Horne called through the doorway.
“Hullo! I’m Julian and this is my friend Sandy!”
“Ooh, hello!” another male voice called out.
“Julian! Sandy!” Horne replied, “Thank goodness you’re here! I have been dreadfully confused all morning, wondering what on Earth is going on!”
“Lucky for you, ducky, that’s exactly what we’re here for.” Sandy replied.
“Yeah, we were gonna write "Bona What on Earth is Going on" but it wouldn’t fit on the sign!” Julian added.
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Madelyn stepped out of her underwear and towards Homelander. She waved her hands down at him, “On your knees.”
“Huh?” Homelander let out as he dropped down. There was a floor to ceiling mirror opposite the shower and he saw himself fall, lacking the powerful image he usually prided himself on.
Madelyn began to lift her skirt and Homelander looked away out of respect. He caught eyes with himself in the mirror. And it was himself. He could tell by the look in his eye; a slight uncertainty that… the Other him never had.
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- Part 5 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
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Homelander and Black Noir had just finished a mission; an anti-Vought protester had got a little too close to some truths, and needed to be put in their place (six feet under). Now, with the stars above them, they were standing in an empty field after a job well done, looking down at the mudpeople who should be grateful they got to share oxygen with merciful gods like them.
Noir, standing faithfully at Homelander’s side, turned to face him, an unknowable expression on his face. He placed his hands on Homelander’s shoulders and stared meaningfully into him.
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- Part 4 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
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What He Does in the Shadows by Noir_Blue
Fandoms: Renfield (Movie 2023), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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His new human friend, it seemed, was simply a perfectly normal man who collected spiders in decorative cigarette cases.
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10 Mar 2026
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[What He Does in the Shadows by Noir_Blue]
(Renfield-WWDITS Crossover AU)
Guillermo meets Renfield at DRAAG.
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AU of Season 3, diverging from Episode 2. Butcher doesn't take Temp V to fight Gunpowder, and Homelander actually suffers the PR consequences of his speech. He has a comeback plan and Butcher is forced to be a part of it, but that's fine—he has a plan of his own.
The scorched earth is briefly put on hold.
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16 Apr 2026
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[Mirrored by Crydamoure]
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Butcher did it. Homelander is dead. He survived their final duel, but his body is still dying of cancer.
Kessler is gone. But someone else starts to visit.
(a bit of an alternate take on the ending of s5)
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13 Jun 2026
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[in sickness and in death by Crydamoure]
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Washington, D.C. (2029).
In a gated suburban community, Billy Butcher has settled in with John and Ryan.
John, swayed away from Vought years ago, has taken over all of the neighbourhood associations and roams the community with his pack of Karens. He's found his people.
Billy is exasperated, but weirdly content.
Ryan, 17 years old, is just so done with them both.- Words:
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Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
22 Aug 2024
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[Suburbia by Vee017]
(series)
Homelander and Butcher raise Ryan.
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Constant and Sharp by Asper_gasm
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
10 Apr 2025
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I am twenty-seven years old.
I have completely lost interest in all things which used to bring me satisfaction in my life. Killing has slowly begun to lose its merit, as I have begun to recognize predictable patterns even in that. My ears have grown accustomed to the sound of bones cracking and flesh tearing between my fists … The function of a dying body has become all but familiar and predictable to me, and it is coming to a point where the smell of rotting flesh and the stink of shit is not worth the inadequate thrill that violence and gore now brings me. I am completely and utterly overtaken and enveloped in numbness in every aspect of life, and I am finding that increasingly less and less things pull me out of it.
I can no longer form an erection unmedicated, which has brought me an unending amount of distress and self-disgust. Even Body Double fails to make my dick stand up anymore. I don’t feel anything.
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In which Patrick Bateman’s murder date with Paul Allen ends with a swing and a miss and ultimately takes a turn for the homosexual- leaving him in the midst of a violent sexuality crisis, and maybe a cure for his all consuming boredom with life?
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- Part 1 of Constant and Sharp
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28 Jun 2025
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[Constant and Sharp by Asper_gasm]
Patrick plans to kill Paul.
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